Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called โ€œOne Two Threeโ€, the other โ€œUn Deux Troisโ€. Which cat won?

โ€œOne Two Threeโ€ because โ€œUn Deux Troisโ€ cat sank.

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One bucket, two bucketth, three bucketth, four bucketth...

Sorry, itโ€™s my bucket lisp

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An American cat named โ€˜One-Two-Threeโ€™ and a French cat named โ€˜Une-Deux-Troiโ€™ are in a swimming race. Why did the American cat win?

Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.

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A king sat on his throne in his beautiful kingdom. Before him were three glasses set on a table. The first two are filled with water, but the third one is empty. What is the name of the king?

Phillip the 3rd

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I've only got three albums in my collection. Two by Meatloaf and one by Michael Jackson.

Two out of three ain't Bad

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*while peeling a banana* One skin, Two skin, Three skin.........

Last skin

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One, two, three four hmmh

Mumble Number 5.

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Three times is one two many
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I have three jokes for you: two short ones and one long one.

Joke. Joke. Jooooke.

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Three whales fall out of an airplane. Two fell on the ground, one fell in the water.

Ba-dum, tsssssss.

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Three elephants are pushed out of a moving plane. Two land on either side of the river. One lands in the river. What sound do they make?

Ba dum TSSS

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Step one: Talk to a burning bush. Step two: Get your buddies out of Egypt. Step three: Prophet
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Two cats had a race across a river. Their names were "One Two Three" and "Un Deux Trois". Which one came first?

"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

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There were once two cats. They were called One Two Three and Un Deux Trois. They had a race across a stream. One Two Three won. Why?

Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!

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Two cats swam across the English channel. One cat was named "One Two Three", the other "Un Deux Trois".

The "One Two Three" cat made it, but the "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

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Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won?

Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!

Told by my physics teacher, who is a dad himself.

PS: If you don't know French numbers

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