I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
I was asked to put either an inspirational quote or a joke on the message board at work.
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.
They said that The Risk was too big.
My math teacher walked into the classroom, wrote a tiny number "7" on the board, then walked back out again.
I thought, that's a little odd.
What did the American sailor say when he was brought on board the British ship?
I'm impressed!
A student decided not to copy anything written on the left side of the board.
I guess you could say he had a copyright strike.
Come into a chemistry classroom to find this on the board
Do you know why the U.S. Navy always keeps at least two canaries on board each of their submarines?
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
My wife has started keeping a dry-erase board labeled 'Grocery List' on the fridge, so I filled it in while she was gone this morning.
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Kroger
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Wal-Mart
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Lucky's
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Whole Foods
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Winn Dixie
etc, etc
My friend works at Goodwill and every day he writes on their white board. This is what he did the other day.
People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.
They look down on everyone.
I flew home for Christmas and decided to bring back a global domination-themed board game. I recognize that it could have been dangerous to bring that game on the plane...
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
Always get my Algebra class with the last problem on the board
The problem (or some part of it) will let me ask: "How much is 5Q and 5Q?"
"10Q!"
"You're welcome. Okay, one more problem . . . "
They fall for it three or four times per year.
I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.
They said that the Risk was too big.
I wasn’t allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.
They said the Risk was too big.
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game on to the plane as a carry on luggage.
They said the Risk was too big.
