19 Hilarious On the Boards Puns

I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...

The other 99 read balloons.

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👤︎ u/Bloodoolf

📅︎ Feb 20 2021

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I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.

Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"

Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*

Me: "Well played."

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👤︎ u/Plane_Garbage

📅︎ Jul 30 2020

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I was asked to put either an inspirational quote or a joke on the message board at work.

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👤︎ u/thatdavidgeezer

📅︎ Jul 09 2020

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My professor puts jokes on the board before class

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👤︎ u/timesuck47

📅︎ May 08 2019

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I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.

They said that The Risk was too big.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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My math teacher walked into the classroom, wrote a tiny number "7" on the board, then walked back out again.

I thought, that's a little odd.

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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon

📅︎ May 20 2020

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What did the American sailor say when he was brought on board the British ship?

I'm impressed!

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👤︎ u/jeffvanlaethem

📅︎ Mar 23 2020

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A student decided not to copy anything written on the left side of the board.

I guess you could say he had a copyright strike.

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👤︎ u/UrMamFat

📅︎ Dec 06 2019

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Come into a chemistry classroom to find this on the board

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👤︎ u/Pickle_n_Mustache

📅︎ May 16 2019

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Do you know why the U.S. Navy always keeps at least two canaries on board each of their submarines?

Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.

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👤︎ u/moniker5000

📅︎ Apr 29 2019

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My wife has started keeping a dry-erase board labeled 'Grocery List' on the fridge, so I filled it in while she was gone this morning.

Kroger
Wal-Mart
Lucky's
Whole Foods
Winn Dixie

etc, etc

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👤︎ u/Chambadon

📅︎ Jan 07 2015

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My friend works at Goodwill and every day he writes on their white board. This is what he did the other day.

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👤︎ u/kappaman69

📅︎ Oct 07 2018

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People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.

They look down on everyone.

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👤︎ u/260mg

📅︎ Sep 28 2018

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On the social studies teacher's board

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000

📅︎ Aug 07 2017

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I flew home for Christmas and decided to bring back a global domination-themed board game. I recognize that it could have been dangerous to bring that game on the plane...

But it was a Risk I was willing to take.

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👤︎ u/tasty_rogue

📅︎ Dec 29 2014

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Always get my Algebra class with the last problem on the board

The problem (or some part of it) will let me ask: "How much is 5Q and 5Q?"

"10Q!"

"You're welcome. Okay, one more problem . . . "

They fall for it three or four times per year.

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👤︎ u/xwhy

📅︎ Dec 12 2015

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I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.

They said that the Risk was too big.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 15 2019

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I wasn’t allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.

They said the Risk was too big.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 26 2019

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I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game on to the plane as a carry on luggage.

They said the Risk was too big.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 05 2019

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