Oliver's Twist Puns

A list of puns related to "Oliver's Twist"

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, “Olive? Or twist?”
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👤︎ u/prvdad_e
📅︎ Mar 14 2022
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Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist?

"Please, can I have somasa."

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👤︎ u/BicuspidOrange
📅︎ Sep 29 2014
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What did Oliver Twist say while playing Settlers of Catan?

Please, sir, can I have some ore?

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👤︎ u/FA1R_ENOUGH
📅︎ Nov 17 2013
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Great Expectations

When you write about about a kid in the 1900s with Great Expectations, it’s a real Oliver Twist

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👤︎ u/Sniperso
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar

He goes to the bartender and orders a martini, and the bartender looks at him and says “Olive or Twist?”

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👤︎ u/BanannaPants17
📅︎ Feb 07 2023
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini.

The bartender says, "Olive or Twist?"

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👤︎ u/DatabaseSolid
📅︎ Aug 23 2022
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks...

The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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👤︎ u/perezgc
📅︎ Jan 14 2017
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar..

And asks for a martini

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The barman says "Olive or Twist ?"

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👤︎ u/Emmanuell89
📅︎ Nov 10 2015
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How do you make a Dickens martini?

Same as any martini but with no Olive or Twist.

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👤︎ u/YouMeAndPooneil
📅︎ Mar 04 2017
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