There’s two old men sitting on their front porch when a dog comes up and starts licking it’s junk
One of the old men goes, man I wish I could do that.
The other says, you can’t do that. That dog’ll bite you.
What did the dog say when he threw his old chew toy away?
My 4y olds temp is a bit high this morning so I told her she was as sick as a dog we have to take her to the vet.
She was a bit scared a very confused until we showed up at grandmas house as usual. Happy Veterans Day to my mom and those who served ! and thanks to all of you that are AD | NAD | TRS | TAMP for your service.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Remember, you can't teach an old dog new tricks
But you can teach old people dog tricks.
(12 year old) Daughter: "The dog has a piece of confetti stuck to his butt."
Me: "That's because he's a party pooper!"
A three-legged dog walks into an old west saloon
and says, "I don't want no trouble, I'm jus' lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
When the old man gives a dog a bone...
What’s similar between an old tree and an old dog?
They both have an aged bark.
I was walking my dog this morning when I saw a rock help an old lady cross the street
Courtesy of my 8 year old, "What did the cat say to the dog?"
Which disease do old dogs suffer from?
A man posts an old joke about dog zoos.
It was a shitzu dog joke.
When dogs get old...
...do they suffer from "arf"-ritis?
What do you call a dog after he turns 13 years old?
A K19!
As a non-native speaker I was kinda proud when I came up with this one.
Got dad joked by 13 yr old girl foster kid....Where do dogs hate to go shopping?
I went with my father to take our old dog to the vet...
...They didn't let me in but I could hear parts of the conversation behind the door.
Apparently our old dog is going to be given to Youth in Asia.
My 6 year old daughter asks me, "what kind of dog is that?"
"I don't know. "
"It's an 'I don't know' dog?"
I'm so proud.
My Dads old dog joke
Yeah I used to have a dog... spent weeks training him. Finally taught him to not eat anything, and then he died on me!
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:
"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
There's two old men and a dog sitting on a porch.......
The dog starts licking his nuts. One man says, "I sure wish I could do that". The other man replies, "That dog will bite you".
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