Okkadu Puns

The story telling in yuganiki okkadu is more compelling. The movie is way ahead of it's time so, the response was bizarre.

Chuddam Ayrathil oruvan 2 em chesthado.

I really enjoyed Pushpa, Ala Vaikunthapurramuloo, Minnal Murali and of course both parts of Bahubali.

Are there any suggestions for me to watch? I mainly watched Bollywood movies growing up but I haven’t found that I liked recently and gave Ala Vaikunthapurramuloo a try when it popped up on Netflix. Which lead me to the rest.

Bondhalaki namaskaram!

Indhaaka nadusthuu edho playlist vintu unte ChandraMukhi cinema lo ni 'Devuda Devuda' paata vacchindhi. Manchi tempo unna paata, mana Balu gari voice tho thelikundaane song antha vini, ilaa kaadhani motham Chandramukhi album osaari vinesa. Prathi paata baavunde chaala koddhi albums lo okati adhi : Kontha Kaalam, Devuda Devuda, Chiluka padha padha...Denikadhae chaala baauntundhi. Music director evaraa ani chusthe Vidyasagar ani mana Telugu athane Ani thelisindhi. Inka Telugu lo emunnaayo Ani chusthe Swarabhishekam and Bangaram kooda ithane. Swarabhishekam peddhaga vinale kaani, Bangaram again motham album vinocchu (P.S.: Chedugudante Bhayam is prolly the best item song to listen)

Intha manchi composition unnaa kooda mana Telugu lo endhuko peddhagaa click avvaledhu...Manaku ee DSP & Thaman ae migilaru. Alaa ani Vidyasagar ki talent ledhaa ante Malayalam lo super hit music director and National awards kooda vacchaayi.

Mari manchi talent unnaa athanu Mari Malayalam lo endhuku settle ayyaaro thelidhu, and mana daggara music directors ki vaalla Amma lu Annam pettatledhu kaabatti manamemo Tamil vaallani thecchukuntunnamu.

End of the post. Edho ala thochindhi post chesaa. Mod Bot gaaru, Daya chesi post ni undanivvandi ⊙﹏⊙

Or any street food in general. Asalu pani puri esetodi nails observe cheste janma lo tinalem, either water lo fingers petti petti chavikipoyi untay or full or dirt untay. That Puri making process is also shit. Manam Entha pani puri intlo cheskunna ah taste radu, probably it has to do with the dust on roads or mud in his fingers or the way he itches his pits or private parts.

Bakeries lo masters deggara nunchi medium size hotel lo chef la varaku prati okkadu Oka nalla baniyan eskoni, towel kattukoni, obviously antha sepu poyi deggara unte sweat ostadi, so konni drops ah food lo padi(okkosari dish salty Anduke anipistadi emo) antha sweat ostadi kabatti itching… asalu may be all those factors add to the taste of outside food or street food in general. Except few hotels, manam tine Chala bakeries or hotels kitchen tour este janma lo malli tinam bayata.

Ee points anni judge Mundu lawyer laa maa mum Mundu Pravesha pedite nannu champesta andi. Repatnunchi nenu konni days active lenu ante it’s most probably because of the trashing I got from my mom.

P.S for trashing when she took cheepuru I said adi pakkana pettu, repatnunchi manam dosa ese Mundu ah cheepuru toh pennam ni clean cheddam ani and my eye is sore now….

Bye bondhas

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Tldr at the end. This would be a bit long

Naadi monne inter ayyindi. Advanced lo 800s lo oka rank vacchindi.Nenu annukunnadanikante ekkuva vacchindi. Naakinka gurtundi exam ki two weeks mundu e rank vastadi ra ani parents adigithe top 1000 lo 100% vastadi top 500 lo 90% top 300 lo 10% probability undi ani cheppa.

Naa parents naa studies kosam chaala chesaru Maadi Chinna town kaani rank ravalani 9th lo ne Sri Chaitanya lo join chesaru.Naaku hostel lo oorike fever vaste Hyderabad ki shift chesaru ammamma ni chaala rent petti. Intha cheste nenu final exam lo deliver cheyyaleka poya.Guitly feeling vastundi

Ayte IIT Guwahati lo join ayya.Daantlo whatsapp group lo andaru intros pedtunnaru.Andariki playing guitar baking lanti evevo hobbies unnay.Nenu na last 4 years chuskunte questions solve cheyyadam thappithe em kanipinchatle.edi cheddamanna exam ayyaka exam ayyaka ani vadilesa.antha chesi last ki vallu nenu ade dantloki vaccham.

Ma college lo 8 members ki oka section undedi.Ayte daantlo nenu tappa andaru Bombay,Delhi, Madras lo CSE join ayyaru.daridram entante vallaki naaku almost same ranks kani andariki female/obc/EWS/female + obc/female + EWS lanti reservations unnay. Okkadu undevadu general abbay kaani vaadu chaala thopu top 100 lo tecchukoni vaadu kuda velladu.

Nenu mamulga chaala jolly ga unta kaani 2-3 days nundi ide mind lo tirugutundi.Ninna ratri 3.5 years tarvata first time edsina.Deeniki solution kuda dorakatledu.inka e alochanalu nundi bayatapadakapothe depression vacche laga undi.

Ee rakanga alochinchina final ga naaku anukunna seat raledu ane conclusion tappa veredi ravatledu

TLDR: Underperformed in JEE and now unable to deal with the guilt that I let down my parents and myself

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Political thriller without fights : State level CM Arjun prasadh from Leader. He meets a coolie muta mestri called bose ( chiru from muta mestri ) and invites him into cabinet to represent underlooked sections of society.

Center nunchi oo fingering from national feudalistic party lead by Raghuvarun from oke okkadu ( chinna pilladu la matladaku, ila andhariki nyayam chesthu govt nadapalen. Na kurchi ki oka kaalu matham, oka kaalu kulam, oka kaalu adhi inko kaalu idhi )

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

But let me give it a shot.

He’s the new temp.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill