We all know that 6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9...
...but 7 was scared 2, 4 6 8 10.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of
I've just made a list of the top 10 dad jokes I know. The first 9 are alright but the last one is absoutely briliant.
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9 times out of 10 a carnivore will choose a small space rock over human flesh...
Because the rock is a little meteor.
What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)
Have you heard of the 9 year old kid that went missing?
Apparently he was last seen applying a cream that made him 10 years younger
My 9-month-old ate part of her sister's math homework.
Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.
99.9% of people are dumb
Fortunately I belong to 1% of smart people
87.9% of all statistics...
...are made up right there on the spot.
Don’t ever make fun of 9/11
What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? (CORNY ALERT)
I just made a list of my top 10 favourite Dad jokes. The first 9 are great but the last one is an absolute cracker
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Did you hear what they are going to call the generation of kids born 9 months from now?
If 6 was afraid of 7 bc it ate 9, why was 10 scared?
Bc it was in the middle of 9/11
According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles....
7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...
is between 7 and 9, average and mean.
9 out of 10 doctors agree
That 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Her: Did you know Australia has 9 of the world’s 10 deadliest snakes?
My 9 month old spilled some of her lunch on her foot...
I guess she wanted to try out the avocado toes the hipsters talk about.
I spent $9.95 on a tin of holiday nuts. My wife thought that was too expensive.
I said, "$9.95? That's nut tin, honey."
9 yo daughter: "You know, dad; I think I have your sense of humour."
Me (rather pleased): "Really?"
Her: "Yes. Would you like it back?"
TIL the maximum length of the human penis is 11,9 inches
Any longer and it's a foot
It's terrible how so many people make fun of 9/11, my dad died there.
Surveys say 9 out of 10 people have never tried beef tartare.
Apparently it’s very rare.
Walking through the mall with my 9 yr old and a kiosk saleswoman waves a sample of lotion and asks 'A gift for your daughter?'
I said 'No, thank you' and then looked down at my daughter and said 'Can you believe she thought I'd trade you away for just a tiny bit of lotion? I'd need a whole bottle, at least!'
She thought that was pretty funny.
What are a pirate's top 9 favourite letters of the alphabet?
The I, the R, and the seven C's.
Just had to post something to celebrate breaking 100,000 karma in 10 days less than 7 years as a Redditor.
Thank you everyone!
I've heard a lot of people are excited for Fast 9. I can't wait for the next one.
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9?
It heard you were supposed to have three squared meals a day.
99.9% of people are idiots
Fortunately I belong to the 1% of intelligent people
A new study shows 9/10 people who are afraid of hurdles...
6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you’re supposed to eat three squares meals a day.
Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day
Why was 6 afraid of 7, because 789. Why did 7 eat nine? Because at the restaurant 7 was at, 9 came in that order.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don’t notice it when you replace random words with musical instruments.
6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day..
We all know 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know what happened after?
2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even.
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
6 was scared of 7, because 7, 8, 9. But why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to have 3 squared meals a day
6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 square meals a day...
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