Why couldn't Leonardo DiCaprio browse the internet while doing Inception ?

Because it was made by NoLAN

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👤︎ u/MontagoDK
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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I met a guy from Australia who works in IT

I asked: Do you come from a LAN down under

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📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!

It's our Moo-LAN party!

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📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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What do you call a local network in Australia?

The LAN down under.

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📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Why was Christopher Nolan unable to share his movies?

Because he had NO-LAN!

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📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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What's the worst school for old school nostalgic gamers?

NYU LAN-gone

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📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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For all you IT workers out there...

Heard this masterpiece today after a virus prompted all office users to shut down and prevent it from spreading:

The Trojans are coming! One of by LAN, two if by c:!

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📅︎ Sep 13 2016
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I was trying to convince my Dad to let me have a LAN Party while they're gone.

Me: There would be at the most 16 of us.

Dad: 16! For your first party?

Me: I mean Dad, its a LAN party and nothing stupid would be going on.

Dad: I don't care if it's a Land party or a Sea Party!

He then started laughing and I walked away.

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👤︎ u/24bones3
📅︎ Aug 13 2013
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I met a guy from Australia who works in IT.

I said, "Do you come from a LAN down under?"

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