did nt have enough karma for okbr so it goes here (that's why its just awful)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxixe007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why are men statistically more likely to drown than women?

Because women are boyn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCP-3388
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Is this a date?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mimi_K_V
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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How does Bill Gates count to ten?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8,10.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DokCyber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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What's the profession of the old James Bond?

Age_nt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_velvet_lambda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
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A paragraph of cooking/food based puns

Yam know, I know alot of ice food plums. I can dumpling em on you right now desprite the pickle I'm in. They're pretea cheesey but they get cheddar! There's eggndless pastabilities when it cucumbers to word plate. I doughn't meat to egg you on butter you should really try it! Just lettuce loose. Mustard up the courage to ketchup with the times and mayoby relish in the potgress of bready made humor! I know it mayo seem fishy butter you'll loaf it! I know you vegemight not carrot about puns but they're truly bratworth it! Clam on, don't be a chicken! Don't let your creams be creams! You donut know what you're mincing! Yah goatta be nuts not to try it once! I meat, water you doing right now anywaffer? Once you do, orange you be glad you tried? I'll even pear you up with someone you can make grape puns with! I'm sugar you'll be able to bake olive the amazucchini ones I'm saying right now! There'll be so much to tacobout. Though, I hope you don't have any beef. I don't think I'm stroganoff to stop boba you if you fight. I won't be able to cashew . Cerealously. Soooda...I guess you batter be ice and things will be all peachy! Oh to be a pizza the fun.. Man, I can go on but I'm dragonfruitn' this out and I avocadon't wanna come off as souper corny. So, lettuce toast to the cake world of puns and mango on like never before!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaptopArmageddon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2021
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Please,wait.Your doctor will be here within a minute

dOnT wOrRy iM pAtIeNt (just the popular joke,not stolen)

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My eybard is missing sme eys

I’m trying t deal but it’s nt

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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When furniture shopping, I insisted that we buy a couch and lounge chair separately. We can’t risk getting...

sectionally transmitted diseases!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Words I hate this season.

Apps,teen,did’nt,kill,hymns,elf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GRUBSTAR2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What do you call someone who doesn't have an account?

An accountant (account'nt)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepredictableone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Me: dad can i marry my grandmom

Dad: You WaNt To MaRrY mY mOm Me: you married my mom but u don't see me complain about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/it-is_me
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Every time we watched a VHS movie in the eighties
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cornerzcan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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