21 Hilarious Now Only Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...

My how the stables have turned.

Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!

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👤︎ u/zthazel

📅︎ Nov 11 2020

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I used to think employers valued their workers, until yesterday when I worked a full day, but only got paid twenty cents. I see my boss entirely differently now after that.

It was a real paradigm shift.

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👤︎ u/NotNIpsyRussell

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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I used to only pass gas on Democrats, but now I pass gas on Republicans too.

I guess that makes me bifartisan.

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👤︎ u/ProjectOcoee

📅︎ Nov 22 2020

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When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.

Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...

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👤︎ u/deathorcharcoal

📅︎ Nov 01 2020

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Get it now for only $399.99 in selected stores

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👤︎ u/the-wulv

📅︎ Sep 26 2020

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I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer

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👤︎ u/WetSoggyTaco

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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Back in the old days only the rich could afford automobiles while the common people had horses. Now only the richest have horses while almost everyone has an automobile.

My how the stables have turned.

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👤︎ u/ZealousidealRise7

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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The media are now only using email to transfer information

They don’t care about fax anymore

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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Chick-fil-A is the only safe restaurant right now

They wash their hands religiously

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👤︎ u/Simulated_Person

📅︎ Mar 14 2020

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To cut costs even more, certain airlines will now serve snacks only to passengers on the left side of the plane.

Their justification is the passengers sitting on the right side are already F-E-D.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas

📅︎ Jan 24 2020

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I had a serious addiction to club sandwhiches, but i quit cold turkey. Now I only eat BLT's.

:D

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👤︎ u/butiaintwrong

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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I lost one of my gloves so now I only have a left...

Which is good on one hand.

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👤︎ u/chuckyocouch_

📅︎ Aug 19 2019

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My wife recently lost her job, so for now it's only me selling hot dogs

So I guess in this household, I'm the breadwiener

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👤︎ u/analytik

📅︎ Sep 13 2018

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My boss only allows bathroom breaks at designated times, and it is my turn to go now.

I don’t need this shit.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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My Christmas Tree has been through several wars, I can only place ornaments on the top of it now.

It is very highly decorated.

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👤︎ u/TannedCroissant

📅︎ Nov 30 2018

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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Éclair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hogan’s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush S’More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

Lémon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

There’s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy Soufflé Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con Gruyére

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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👤︎ u/kat_fogg

📅︎ Jan 15 2019

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Did you hear about the guy who got the entire left half of his body ripped off in a horrible accident at his factory job that he had to support his family, and now he might die, or even worse, become a brain dead vegetable that is only an economic burden on his already poor family?

He's all right now :)

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👤︎ u/BigHummer

📅︎ Oct 26 2018

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Dad's working nights right now. I wish I could say that this is the only dadjokey thing he's done.

http://imgur.com/8EInC07

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👤︎ u/RIPPEDMYFUCKINPANTS

📅︎ Jan 27 2014

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100 years ago everyone had horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.

The stables have turned.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Apr 30 2019

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In the past, the poor had horses and the rich had cars. Now, the poor have cars and only the rich have horses.

Oh how the stables have turned.

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👤︎ u/phrygianhalfcad

📅︎ May 04 2019

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Back then, only rich people had cars and poor people had horses. Now, only poor people have cars and rich people have horses.

Oh how the stables have turned.

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👤︎ u/Maxwelld22614

📅︎ May 12 2019

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