Just spent $1.50 just to fill up my tires at a gas station.
Must be due to inflation.
Did you hear about the Mexican railway killer ?
I knew a guy who got on the railway, but got so distracted listening to The Clash’s music through his headphones that he missed his stop and ended up right back where he started.
He rode the train in vain.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
They are having a wheel problem at the station
This beauty from a Chevron station in Seattle
Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the urinals.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
If you want to weigh a whale you take it to a whale weigh station. So where do you go if you want to weigh a pie?
Somewheeere over the rainbow...
What's the best and the worst thing about a petrol station run by cannibals?
Went to the petrol station the other day to put air in my tires and they wanted to charge me £4 for it, so I went inside to ask why its so expensive...
"inflation", is what the guy said
NEWS FLASH! The toilet has been stolen from the local police station.
Police say they've got nothing to go on.
Did you hear about the uprising at the international space station?
it was a revolution around the whole planet.
Why don't the computers for the International Space Station use windows?
You shouldn't open windows on a space station
When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now it’s $1
Russell Crowe walks into a police station when he hears that a cannibal has devoured his wife.
I once went to the CNN broadcasting station. They had an aquarium full of rubber amphibians.
Just as I feared... fake newts everywhere!
Our local fire station burnt down today.
Apparently, somebody left the irony on.
My neighbor, Mr. Coffee, came stumbling into the police station this morning.
Apparently, he had been mugged.
Why are fish so easy to weigh
Because they come with there own scales
What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
There was a robbery at a news station
I was going to tell a railway joke....
But I lost my Train of thought.
I used to think my wife is cheating with a gardener
Because under the comforter there were always rose petals. Now I think she is cheating with a railway worker. Because under the comforter I found a railway worker.
I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, so I tuned the radio to the Metal station
I've always been a heavy sleeper.
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
A women was getting petrol at a petrol station and spilt some on her arm.
She rubbed the petrol off and drove away. While on the road, she lit a cigarette and her arm caught on fire. Concerned, she started waving her arm out the side of the car.
Amongst all this, the police pulled her over. "What am I under arrest for?" The officer replied "for having a firearm"
Got really emotional at the petrol station today.
Don't know why, just started filling up.
I saw a woman at the gas station pumping gas and trying to light a cigarette
I went inside to pay and saw two policemen in the store. I said "Did you guys see that woman out there?" They looked outside and suddenly darted out the door. I turn and see she caught her arm on fire.
The policemen threw a blanket around her and wrestled her to the ground and put out the fire. Then they gave her a ticket!
After they came inside I asked why they gave her a ticket. Turns out she didn't have a license for that firearm.
Railway companies must be nuts.
After all, they have loco-motives.
I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
What kind of car does a Jedi drive.....
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
A group of bees were traveling down the highway and pulled off to get gas.
Most went to the Gulf station but one went to the Esso station which goes to prove that there’s an Esso bee in every crowd.
I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?”
I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
Someone broke into our local police station and stole all the urinals.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
Someone stole the toilet from the police station
They have nothing to go on
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?
The local police station has had its toilet stolen
Officers have nothing to go on.
All the toilets in the police station have been stolen!
Unfortunately, the cops have nothing to go on...
Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night
Cops have nothing to go on
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
Someone stole all the toilets from the police station.
They had nothing to go on.
Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station
Investigators have nothing to go on.
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50
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