A list of puns related to "Not Anymore"
βYou just havenβt been cutting it lately.β
Because it's forbiden.
I dont know why, i guess it just grew on me
I've seen enough
To clarify, WHO let the dogs out
So he went upstairs and he popped.
What number do you love ?
It becomes pooblic domain.
Because it wasn't a loan any more.
Apparently they fired one guy, so now it's Four Guys only.
I can't see them anywhere.
Vampire's are killed by Holy water and the reason we never hear of vampires in Africa is because they bless the Rains down in Africa.
Because they don't want to be kidnap...
Okay sorry.
A dead joke
We just couldn't make up.
I guess they decided to bÑnh mì for life.
Dont believe me? Just watch.
Spoil.
In class: Lady: Okay Tom where did you find that answer Me: On this graph Lady: And what did that look like Me: oh its quite graph-ic
You know there's a lot of standing up and sitting down during services. When my uncle stood up, the woman in front of him turned around and slapped him in the face. And then she did it again. I heard he was then banned from church.
Later on I asked him what had happened and he said, "Well, when we stood up, I noticed her skirt was in a wedgie so I pulled it out. Then she slapped me. So I put it back."
And that is why my uncle is not allowed in church anymore.
I responded, "Well, it's really grown on me."
It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety commission.
It's his birthday.
http://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/2j3zv9/twin_adoption_problems/
Link to the pic directly: https://i.imgur.com/ebcoXCg.jpg
While doing her make-up -
"Ugh, the skin on my face is peeling."
"Babe, you know I have always found your face a-peeling."
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