Norwegian Swedish Puns

A list of puns related to "Norwegian Swedish"

Why do the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navies have barcodes on their ships?

So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.

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👤︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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Crusty Bread Pun

Me: Tell me about this bread Baker: It's sweet-ish Me: Hmmm.. I've tried Norwegian, but never that kind. Baker: (Swedish chef voice)Bork, Bork, Bork

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👤︎ u/oczysrebrne1
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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