How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?
I was just pundering...
My problem with this subreddit as a non-native English speaker
How do you divide a roundabout?
Intersections
Edit: for non-native speakers, roundabout is a traffic circle.
Dadjoked my gf. She was not pleased.
Me: How many birds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Girlfriend: ... How many?
Me: Toucan do it.
Girlfriend: You fucker.
What do you call a dog after he turns 13 years old?
A K19!
As a non-native speaker I was kinda proud when I came up with this one.
