If anyone is alone this Christmas and has nobody to spend it with, please let me know..

I really need to borrow some chairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Apparently nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire....

...but Quasimodo has a hunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swartz52
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Wanna know the real reason nobody is buying corona beer during this pandemic?

They dont want any cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DexoPlex828
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Nobody apreciates this donΒ΄t know why
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fily9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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There was no internet in the Roman empire. Nobody knows what exactly happened during then.

Only times new roman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Nobody knows.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/d13n3m4n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottyblanco
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Nobody knows which actor played The invisible man

Their appearance was kept under wraps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squash2245
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daflea88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Do you know why nobody wants to be around when clock-makers get to working?

They make us all watch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Can someone please tell me what Pokemon this is?! Nobody I've asked seems to know :(

https://imgur.com/a/eVV8r5s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beatalls
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Had a great one at work that nobody will know about

Alright so quick synopsis of what I do for a living is treating industrial waste water for oil fields. Part of our process is removing solids from the water and using a hydraulic press to squeeze the water out of it and dispose of the dry cakes. Once a day, a waste company rolls in large trucks to remove the big bins where we store the cakes, and put in fresh ones.

Today I was talking with the driver of the truck as he replaced my last bin. I wished him well on the road since we live in California and lordy knows nobody understands how to drive in the rain. As I was turning away from him I said

"If you'll excuse me, I have more pressing matters to attend to."

And immediately started up the steps to our press building, laughing the entire time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSV_Kearsarge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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I know a complicated word nobody else does...

Anticlimax

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TryingToCareLess
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Little known fact: William Tell and his wife were really good bowlers.

Nobody knows for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I found the perfect password solution

I use the date of birth of a person I know. For example from Margarete von Henneberg. Nobody knows her. So how should someone get my password 1234?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pol_Ice
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What was Bruce Lee's real first name?

Nobody knows - he was always a Mister-Lee.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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The Turings

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Eggs

Range eggs taste fine to me. I don't know why nobody wants any money for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samorsomething
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Nobody really knows how the Notre Dame fire started

But Quasimodo has a hunch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trashcancomic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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How do you call someone with no body and no nose?

-Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aovl93
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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How do you call someone with no body and a nose

Nobody-knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/le_kif420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brionac07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makunahatata27
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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What do you call a person with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maidenHELL6669
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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A man has no body and no nose. Who is he?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PowerfulTour4204
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call a person with no body and no nose??

NOBODY KNOWS!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shahoody24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vamplestat666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?"

"Nobody knows."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krayola-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamatzi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuna_teeth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What do you call a person without a body or nose?

nobody nose(knows) ;-)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_bee133
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tliteratesims
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My 12 year old...

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/safwanadnan19
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What do you call someone who has no body and no nose ?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealOlePedro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do you call a person without a body or a nose.

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aryamanB0506
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What do you call a persona with no body or no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquarian9
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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