Nobody Knows Puns

I really need to borrow some chairs.

...but Quasimodo has a hunch.

They dont want any cases

Only times new roman

Their appearance was kept under wraps

They make us all watch

https://imgur.com/a/eVV8r5s

Alright so quick synopsis of what I do for a living is treating industrial waste water for oil fields. Part of our process is removing solids from the water and using a hydraulic press to squeeze the water out of it and dispose of the dry cakes. Once a day, a waste company rolls in large trucks to remove the big bins where we store the cakes, and put in fresh ones.

Today I was talking with the driver of the truck as he replaced my last bin. I wished him well on the road since we live in California and lordy knows nobody understands how to drive in the rain. As I was turning away from him I said

"If you'll excuse me, I have more pressing matters to attend to."

And immediately started up the steps to our press building, laughing the entire time.

Anticlimax

I use the date of birth of a person I know. For example from Margarete von Henneberg. Nobody knows her. So how should someone get my password 1234?

Nobody knows - he was always a Mister-Lee.

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks.

Range eggs taste fine to me. I don't know why nobody wants any money for them.

At the ball were many important people, well above the setup’s class. There was Original Content, Reposts, and even a couple from Google Searches for ‘Dad Jokes Nobody Knows’.

Just seeing them made his mouth dry, so he began looking for something to drink. He knew his friend Joke was there somewhere, part of the crew catering the food and drinks. Seeing a server carrying glasses of champagne, he went up to him and asked,

“Would you know where to find the one they call the Joke? He’s supposed to be running drinks I think,”

“Yeah! For sure. He’s right over there! You’ll find him at the end of the punch line,”

Nobody could have predicted what was to come. Know one had 2020 vision

But Quasimodo has a hunch

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nobody nose(knows) ;-)

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows?

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But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

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