No I.d. Puns

A list of puns related to "No I.d."

Ima start spelling weed oui’d cos I can’t say no to it
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👤︎ u/shpam-
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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No one thought I'd ever be good at math proofs

I just proved them wrong

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👤︎ u/thumtac
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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After jumpstarting my friend's car, I told him there'd be no extra charge.

After jumpstarting my friend's car, I removed the cables and said there'd be no extra charge.

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👤︎ u/AF-firm
📅︎ Jul 30 2017
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Being a dad now, I decided to practice my dad jokes in comic form. Got no love from /r/comics so I thought I'd try my luck.

I'm not here to make you laugh. I'm here to make you groan.

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👤︎ u/faschwaa
📅︎ Oct 09 2014
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Dress code
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👤︎ u/hwhouston517
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"

I told him to shut the toilet door when he poops.

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👤︎ u/OoopsI_did_it_again
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck.
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👤︎ u/tr3k
📅︎ Oct 27 2015
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