No arms no legs
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs .....at your front door?
Matt
...in your swimming pool?
Bob
....in your mailbox?
Bill
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who is popular with the boys?
Hedy
What do you call a woman with no arms and 1 leg?
Eileen
What do you call a Chinese woman with no arms and 1 leg?
Irene
So I’m at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still don’t know because he hasn’t opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...
And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me
‘Dad, I knew that story wasn’t real because you don’t have any friends’
👻👻💀💀☠️☠️ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.
I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs standing in the windowsill?
Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock Knock "who's there" Not Sally
What do you call an Italian with no arms?
What do you call a dude with no arms and no legs who...
...hangs on a wall?
Art
...goes for a swim?
Bob
...sits on a porch?
Matt
...lies in a ditch?
Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and he’s floating in your pool?
Bob.
(It’s padre’s birthday and he just dug that one out of the depths of his memory...)
My friend has no arms and loves to make jokes about it. They're never any good though.
He doesn't have a funny bone in his body.
Another no-arms, no-legs joke to add to the database...
French woman with Covid?
La Wheez.
When you see a person person at the bus stop with no arms and legs don’t start a conversation with...
“Hi, how are you getting on?”
A British man decided to pick up a hitchhiker with no arms, 1 leg and 3 heads.
He says: " 'ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, hop in!"
What do you call a person with one arm and no legs ?
By their name. Don’t be a dick.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and hangs on your wall...
Art.
Two guys with no arms and no legs and hangs on your wall? Curt n Rod.
No arms and no legs in a bathtub? Dwayne.
No arms and no legs at your front door? Mat
No arms and no legs and playing in the leaves? Russell
At the city dump? Phil
What do you call a cow with no arms or feet?
No arms, no legs, all lame
My dad tells these old jokes all the time and acts like it's the first time we've ever heard them each time.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the lake? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under the car? Jack
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall? Art
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the mail? Bill
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the doorstep? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in stage? Mike
And his personal favorite...
What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs above the window? Curt n' Rod
What can you say about a guy with no arms?
While my 6 year old daughter was playing with her shirt and put both her arms inside her shirt she asked me, "what would you do if I had no arms?"
I quickly replied "We'd lend you a hand." My girlfriend and I burst out laughing!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Edit: correct name spelling
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What is a guy with no arms, no legs, to the wall?
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?
What do you call A bloke with no arms or legs floating in the sea?
Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock knock who's there
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying on a pile of leaves?
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What do you call a man with no arms no legs and lays in front of his door
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs and hang on the wall?
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