Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Nine Track Mind"
I know it wasn't the best map, but literally any maps back would be welcome at this point.
> Patty Mills said he has a friend who doesn't know much about basketball who always tell him "just put ball in basket." He said that was top of mind tonight as he sank a career-high nine 3s.
Lmfao fr how hard could it be? /s
I know "Traper of The year", "Money On my Mind" "Airplane Mode"
They're out there.
Hey besties,
So! It's been a bit since I made my first post, to rate all of TS album openers, and it got WAYYY more traction then I expected, so I happily decided I wanted to make this a thing. I've been busy so it took a bit to get around to making this, but I want to see what all of your opinions of her track 2s are. Those are the following songs, in case anyone needs a refresh: Picture To Burn, Fifteen, Sparks Fly, RED, Blank Space, End Game, Cruel Summer, Cardigan, and Champagne Problems.
This was a really difficult one and I really think I have the right order (unlike last post, where I ranked The 1 too low and regretted it LMAO). I'll get onto my ranking, following the same rules as 9 is the WORST and 1 is the BEST. I'm excited to see all of your replies, so feel free to give it a go. You don't have to write any reasoning or whatnot. Taylor Swift is one of the best artists to ever live and we have such a great Fandom. I was so scared to post but everyone here is so nice, I felt at home right away ❤ Please note, some rankings may be controversial. With that all being said, enjoy the post!!
Fifteen This list is going to be...painful. I have absolutely nothing against Fifteen. In fact, i love it! I listen to it decently often, it's a beautiful song, especially in the re-recording. I love how it sounds like a mother singing to her daughter almost, or a big sister. Her vocals are so pleasant, the lyrics are great, it's just such a sweet song and I truly do love this song... I guess it just doesn't stand out as much as the other ones in this list, which shows how amazing these tracks are because damn this is rough.
Sparks Fly This really is annoying. I love Sparks Fly. There is no bad track 2. I will fight anyone over this. It may be one of her best sets of tracks. It's an absolutely awesome song, I would never skip it. It has some really catchy and clever lyrics, and it has some really awesome high points. Its also one of the first songs my mom, who is also a swiftie, got into on her own, so it's extra special. She heard it at CVS and was so excited to tell me about it when she got home, she's so cute ❤. Great beat, just such a great song. I just don't love it as much as the others, and that's how you KNOW this is going to be good.
End Game This is going to be controversial. I probably upset someone by not putting it lower, and someone for not putting it higher. I'm upset myself. I LOVE end game. It's such an addictive song, the be
Do you know what's some absolute space shit? When you get stranded out in the middle of space, without any way of getting back, and this cruiser comes into view, all slick and speedy. You get all happy, thinking you're about to be saved, but the fucking comms goes off, and you hear the translator starting up, only for your gut to drop out of you and flings out into space, just falling faster than my face does as a frown appears.
"Shit," I say, unable to hold back the absolute nightmare of this diplomatic fuck up that's about to happen. "Shit, shit, shit."
"SXUR83-0S?" The COMMS call out, and I scowl. "Of, fucking, course. Just my luck." I bang a hand against some part of the ship—the steering wheel, I think... Look, I'm mad, okay? You'd be too if you had to commit a space war crime just to save your ass.
"ARE YOU HUMAN?" The red letters blare across the screen feeds as the translator whirs down. I could blow myself up, you know. Just push the ten sequential buttons on my display panel. Like I should. Just slam a hand down on each one. If I live this, which right now I'm wondering if it'll be worth it, I'm going to give a piece of my mind to whoever thought making us press ten buttons to end our own lives was a good idea. "We need to make sure you're in a total and completely sane state, hence the ten buttons." What crock shit. What fucking sane state would I have to be in to say, "yeah, those murder buttons look really fucking appealing right now. Might as well press them all because fuck humanity, haha."
Shit. I really don't have any other options, do I?
"COMMS, signal back saying "yes."
[OVERRIDE] flares on the screens, and I fucking sigh real big and loud. Of course, those fucking nerds put this in. [UNABLE TO TRANSLATE. BREAKING LAWS 2:B AND 3:A OF INTERRACIAL COMMUNICATION AND EXTRATERRESTRIAL CONTACT]
Cool... Cool. Well, this piss poor plan somehow turned worse faster than I expected? Gotta think, gotta figure out how I can get past that talking mainframe. Laws say I can't contact aliens. Well, I technically didn't; they contacted me after all. Fucking human ships are the easiest to spot, you know. We got so many doo-dads on our ships that aliens, from what I've read in class, think we are like the space swiss army knives of ship-making! But they contacted me first, okay... okay, maybe I can work with that? Shit, but I still need to communicate with them. If only my life wasn't in danger, then I cou—Fuck you, Science! Er, well, I g
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