Robert Brandon, the queens jeweler, is coming up as the son of Charles Brandon while trying to go through my ancestry. While looking into Charles it does not appear he had a son Robert.
Does anyone know of an illegitimate child named Robert?
Robert Brandon is the father of Alice Brandon, which through searching comes up as “said to be Charles Brandon’s niece/great-niece” but no proof of that either. Alice married Nicholas Hilliard, who painted Queen Elizabeth the first.
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... keep reading on reddit ➡The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
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I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
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