Niagara, Niagara Puns

A list of puns related to "Niagara, Niagara"

My dad and I were going to see Niagara falls but then he canceled

He made a Falls promise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadNigga
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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What is the difference between Niagara and Viagra?

Niagara Falls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anman4200
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Niagara too good to be true

Niagara False

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbgamingandcollect17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Do you know how you can tell Niagara Falls is getting old?

It has a receding water line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironandtwine9
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2016
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DadJoked by my boss.

I work as a grocery stocker and last night I came across a new brand of water that I had never seen before.

Rather than spend my precious time looking for where it was supposed to go I went to my boss to find out where it goes.

Me:"Hey Sir, Where does the Niagara Water go?" Boss:(without missing a beat)"Lake Ontario"

A customer nearby groaned and shook his head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steventylerbray
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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My dad at basketball games

We were at a basketball game where our team was taking on the University of Niagara. Our team was dominating and my dad leans over and goes.

"I wonder if we would have played Viagra instead of Niagara the competition would have been a little stiffer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kweb1023
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2013
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