A list of puns related to "Newcastle United F.c. Reserves And Academy"
Over the years Newcastle United F.C. fans have created incredible atmospheres in football grounds and come up with some of the creative chants and songs. This book is a guide for these chants and songs written by the Newcastle United F.C. supporters. From Blaydon Races, Geordie Boot Boys, Toon Toon Black and White Army, When The Mags Go Marching in, We Love Newcastle, Mackem in Milan, to songs dedicated to the various players and staff, the very best of the terrace chants, songs, and timeless classics, this book will delight and entertain in equal measure and honors every single Newcastle United F.C. fan who has ever sung in support for the team throughout its proud history.
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Competition: Premier League | Date: 2nd February 2021
Kick off: 20:15 GMT| Venue: St. James' Park
Referee: Darren England | TV: UK: BT Sport 2 / USA: ??? / CA: DAZN
Possible Starting XI:
---------------------Guaita-------------------
--Clyne-----Cahill-----Kouyaté-----Van Aanholt--
--Ayew-----Milivojevic---Reidewald-----Eze--
---------Zaha---------Batshuayi----------
Bench: Butland, Kouyate, Kelly, Mitchell, Townsend, Mateta, Benteke
Palace: W D L L W
Newcastle: L L L L W
Result | Comp | Venue | Season |
---|---|---|---|
0 - 2 L | Premier League | Selhurst Park | 27 Nov 2020 |
1 - 0 W | Premier League | Selhurst Park | 22 Feb 2020 |
1 - 0 L | Premier League | St. James' Park | 21 Dec 2019 |
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Welcome to the inaugural ‘Teams I Hate in the Spotlight’. A series of posts where football clubs that I proper hate get their well-deserved spot in the limelight.
“The Geordie nation – that’s what we’re fighting for. London’s the enemy. The South East’s the enemy.”
Newcastle United – a team so desperate to be viewed as the 'King of the North' that they tried to marry a Stark. The most illustrious and grandest team in all of England as long as the barometer of measurement is not winning trophies. A club that specialises in mass underachievement and catastrophic hilarity. Newcastle United play in a black and white kit – a throwback to when their fans used to watch their side win trophies on their black and white televisions.
Let's begin.
History
Newcastle United Football Club was born through the merging of two separate and equally massive Newcastle clubs back in 1892 when Newcastle West End dissolved and merged with Newcastle East End to create the self-perceived footballing olympus Newcastle United. Much like when members from different bands begin to collaborate in order to create a supergroup, the idea started off pleasantly but quickly deteriorated into a heaving pile of shit. Newcastle United dominated English football for a number of years beginning in the 1904-1905 season in which they won the then named First Division. They then went on to win two more league titles and also picked up an FA Cup before 1910 rolled around. The team was described as being known for their “artistic play, combining team-work and quick, short passing.” However, as everyone who was alive during that time is either dead or too old to be taken seriously, this is widely regarded as a lie.
It was after this era that Newcastle United really began to build their stellar reputation as a team that doesn’t win trophies. In 1955, they won their last significant competition when Doug Livingstone, the then Newcastle manager, led his side to success at Wembley lifting the FA Cup in the process. From this date forward other clubs could only look on in admiration as Newcastle broke record after record in terms of being proper shit. After 14 years passed without winning a trophy, Newcastle United were entered in to a reputable cup competition named the ‘Inter-Citites Fairs Cup’ - which doesn't sound fictional at all. Predictably, they won this mythical cup
... keep reading on reddit ➡# | P | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | PTS |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
13 | 38 | 12 | 9 | 17 | 42 | 48 | -6 | 45 |
Stadium: St. James' Park
Manager(s): Rafa Benítez
Most Appearances: Martin Dubravka (38 appearances)
Top Scorer: Ayoze Pérez (12 goals)
Top Assister: Matt Ritchie (8 assists)
Most Clean Sheets: Martin Dubravka (11 clean sheets)
90: With a combined 90 goals (42 GF + 48 GA), Newcastle are technically the most "boring" team in the league in terms of goals in their matches: Strong defence, poor-ish goalscoring.
£21,500,000: The amount of the transfer for Atlanta United's Miguel Almíron, breaking their previous club record of £16.8 million for Michael Owen in 2005. It took 14 years for them to break their transfer record
18%: With 18% possession against Chelsea in August, Newcastle registered the lowest possession in a PL match this season
###Hopes/Predictions at the start of the season?
Twofold - not to get relegated again, and that Mike Ashley just fucks off back under a rock
Progress, or at least consolidation of the top half finish we had last year and not having to worry about looking over our shoulder in the table. Unfortunately our business in the summer meant another relegation battle was on the cards and, while there was never too much fear of the drop, we went into the season with one of the weakest squads in the league (again) and that was always a cause for concern.
Hoped for an 8th-12th finish. Prediction was most likely bottom half, but not relegated because of Rafa.
###Season Grade + Review
I think we've been a very up and down team. We had a terrible start, highlighted by the dreadful tie with Cardiff, but our late season home form has been pretty good. With some good results, like the City win, and some bad, like a 0-0 home draw with Fulham, I'd say it's been a pretty middling season.
SCORE: 2nd Half
MANCHESTER UNITED 0 - 0 NEWCASTLE UNITED
If anything is wrong, don't hesitate to PM me. Suggestions also welcome!
Barclays Premier League Tie between Manchester United and Newcastle United
Date: December 26th, 2014
Kick off BST: 12:45
Venue: Old Trafford, Manchester
Referee: Craig Pawson
Weather: 18°C, 76% Humidity, 2 km/h Wind
Starting XI's:
Manchester United F.C. | Newcastle F.C |
---|---|
Romero | Krul |
Darmian | Mbemba |
Smalling | Coloccini |
Blind | Taylor |
Shaw | Haidara |
Schweinsteiger | Colback |
Schneiderlin | Anita |
Januzaj | Wijnaldum |
Mata | Perez |
Memphis | Obertan |
Rooney (C) | Mitrovic |
Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Johnstone, McNair, Valencia, Carrick, Herrera, Young, Chicharito.
Newcastle United F.C. SUBS: Williamson, Tiote, De Jong, Aarons, Thauvin, Cisse
Subreddits:
Stream(s):
Same squad as Villa, with Basti starting instead of Carrick
LvG doesn't want to sell De Gea, but he's still not on the bench.
UPDATES:
FIRST HALF UPDATES:
0' The teams are walking out. United in red, Newcastle in white and blue.
0' Newcastle kick off the first half attacking the Stretford End.
3' Memphis gets the first shot of the game off but it's a dribbler to Krul...
3' Rooney finishes well and is called offside when he isn't. Should be 1-0 to United.
5' Rooney and Schweinsteiger play a 1-2-3-4 and Rooney strikes from range but it's straight to Krul.
6' Unite
... keep reading on reddit ➡Newcastle United 0-1 Sunderland A.F.C.
How long has this game been going on? 90 minutes and fulltime.
Number | Name | Event |
---|---|---|
31 | Jak Alnwick | |
2 | Fabricio Coloccini | |
22 | Daryl Janmaat | |
27 | Steven Taylor | |
36 | Paul Dummett | |
7 | Moussa Sissoko | |
11 | Yoan Gouffran | |
14 | Jack Colback | |
24 | Ismael Tioté | |
28 | Sammy Ameobi | |
17 | Ayoze Pérez |
Number | Name | Event |
---|---|---|
41 | Freddie Woodman | |
6 | Michael Williamson | |
19 | Massadio Haidara | |
20 | Rémy Cabella | |
9 | Papiss Demba Cisse | |
29 | Emmanuel Riviere | |
32 | Adam Armstrong |
Number | Name | Event |
---|---|---|
1 | Costel Pantilimon | |
5 | Wes Brown | |
22 | Sebastián Coates | |
16 | John O'Shea | |
27 | Santiago Vergini | |
6 | Lee Cattermole | |
7 | Sebastian Larsson | |
10 | Connor Wickham | |
11 | Adam Johnson | |
14 | Jordi Gómez | |
9 | Steven Fletcher |
Number | Name | Event |
---|---|---|
25 | Vito Mannone | |
4 | Liam Bridcutt | |
8 | Jack Rodwell | |
20 | Ricardo Álvarez | |
30 | William Buckley | |
17 | Jozy Altidore |
Legend
Match Events
... keep reading on reddit ➡Match: 2nd Leg of Europa Leg of Quarter Finals
Aggregate: Benfica 3 - Newcastle 1
Location: St. James Park - Newcastle upon Tyne
Match date/time: Thursday, 8 pm local, 3 pm ET
TV: ITV 4 (U.K.), FOX Soccer Plus (U.S.), Sportsnet One (Canada), SIC (Portugal)
Odds: Newcastle to win: 3.0, Benfica to win: 2.4, Draw: 3.2
Temperature: 3.8°C / 39°F
Humidity: 79%
Precipitation: 0%
Wind: ESE at 7 mph
Aches and Pains Risk: Minimal
Disclaimer! Do not post any scores or information from any other concurrent Europa League matches.
Ivan Bebek - Intl. since 2003-01-01
Ivan Bebek became a referee in the first league when his father was chief of the referees commission. At that time he was only 23. Bebek is considered the best Croatian referee and is the only Croatian referee who supervised two UEFA Champions League group stage matches
Born: 1977-05-30
Hometown: Rijeka (Birthplace of the self-propelled torpedo)
Country: Croatia
Speaks: Croatian, English and Italian
Occupation: Insurer, Economist
Hobbies: Traveling
Statistics based on 66 International Matches
Totals: | Home | Away | Total |
---|---|---|---|
Penalties | 17 | 5 | 22 |
Red | 8 | 12 | 20 |
Yellow | 122 | 175 | 297 |
Averages: | Home | Away | Total |
Penalties | 0.26 | 0.08 | 0.33 |
Red | 0.12 | 0.18 | 0.30 |
Yellow | 1.85 | 2.65 | 4.50 |
NEWCASTLE
------------------------ Krul ------------------------
Simpson --- Yanga-Mbiwa --- Williamson--- Haidara
---------- Bigrimana------------- Anita ------------
------ Sissoko---- Cabaye ---- Guiterrez ----------
----------------------- Cisse ----------------------
Subs: Elliot, Perch, Gosling, Marveaux, Ben Arfa, Campbell, Shola Ameobi
Injuries: Mathieu Debuchy (hamstring), Davide Santon (hip), Cheikh Tiote (hamstring) and Haris Vuckic (knee). S. Taylor also picked up a knock in training.
**Form:**WLLLW
BENFICA
---------------------- Arthur ----------------------
Melgarejo ---- Luisao ---- Garay ---- Almeida
----------------- P
... keep reading on reddit ➡u23's/Reserves (as mentioned in the website)
Player | Age | Position | Remarks |
---|---|---|---|
Nathan Bishop | 21 | GK | |
Matej Kovar | 20 | GK | MEN, on loan at Swindon |
Ondrej Mastny | 18 | GK | Who? |
Jacob Carney | 19 | GK | On loan at Brighouse Town |
Paul Woolston | 22 | GK | |
Ethan Laird | 19 | RB | |
Max Taylor | 20 | CB | On loan at Kidderminster |
Di'shon Bernard | 20 | CB | On loan at Salford City |
Teden Mengi | 18 | CB | |
Reece Devine | 18 | LB | |
Luca Ercolani | 20 | CB | |
Lukasz Bejger | 18 | CB/RB | |
Harvey Neville | 18 | RB | |
Arnau Puigmal | 19 | CM | |
Ethan Galbraith | 19 | CM | |
Dylan Levitt | 19 | CM | On loan at Charlton |
Max Haygarth | 18 | CM | On loan at Brentford B |
Aliou Traore | 19 | CM | On loan at Caen |
Mark Helm | 19 | CM | |
Charlie McCann | 18 | CM | |
Connor Stanley | 18 | FW | |
D'Mani Mellor | 20 | FW | |
Anthony Elanga | 18 | FW | Who? |
u18's (as mentioned in the website)
Player | Age | Position | Remarks |
---|---|---|---|
Dermot Mee | 17 | GK | |
Johan Guadango | 17 | GK | |
Radek Vitek | 17 | GK | Who? |
Bjorn Hardley | 17 | LB | |
Iestyn Hughes | 18 | RB | |
Will Fish | 17 | CB | |
Logan Pye | 17 | LB | MEN Who? |
Rhys Bennett | 17 | CB | |
Marc Jurado | 16 | RB | |
Alvaro Fernandez Carreras | 17 | LB | Who? SW |
Willy Kambwala | 16 | CB | Who? |
Charlie Wellens | 17 | CM | |
Charlie Savage | 17 | CM | |
Hannibal Mejbri | 17 | CM | |
Isak Hansen-Aaroen | 16 | AM | |
Martin Svidersky | 18 | CM | Who? |
Zidane Iqbal |
Competition: Sky Bet Championship
Time: 7:45pm CET
Venue: Carrow Road (1935)
Capacity 27,244 - ___ in attendance (__%)
Referee: Andy Madley
Weather:
How to Follow the Game:
Live Text Updates: Canaries.co.uk
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UStream "Free" Radio Broadcast
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Rank | Club | Record (W-D-L) | Last 6 | F-A : +/- | Points |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
1st | Newcastle United F.C. | 21-2-7 | L-W-W-D-W-W | 58-23 : +35 | 65 |
7th | Norwich City | 15-5-11 | L-W-W-W-D-W | 55-43 : +12 | 50 |
STARTING XI: (4-2-3-1 formation)
Position | Player | Info |
---|---|---|
S | Cameron Jerome | 80' |
LW | Yanic Wildschut | 58' |
CAM | Wes Hoolahan | |
RW | Jacob Murphy | 86' |
CM | Jonny Howson | |
CM | Alexander Tettey | |
LB | Mitchell Dijks | |
CB | Timm Klose | |
CB | Russell Martin (C) | |
RB | Steven Whittaker | |
GK | John Ruddy | |
sub | Kyle Lafferty | 80' |
sub | Josh Murphy | 86' |
sub | Alex Pritchard | 58' |
sub | Ben Godfrey | |
sub | Sébastien Bassong | |
sub | Ryan Bennett | |
sub | Michael McGovern |
Inactive: (roughly sorted by
... keep reading on reddit ➡> Well, here we go! Newcastle kick off their League Cup campaign away in the Second Round to Morecambe FC. Morecambe were promoted to the Football League for the first time in their history in 2007 and have settled well in League 2, losing in two playoff finals in 2009 and 2010.
>Morecambe is a small town in Lancashire, in north-west England, north of Blackpool. Newcastle were allocated 1,800 tickets (600 seated, 1200 standing) and have sold the lot. The Shrimpers' Globe Arena, opened in 2010, is set to be filled to its 6,500 capacity for the first time in its history.
>Newcastle and Morecambe have never met before, in either competitive matches or friendlies.
The Globe Arena before kickoff.
> TEAM NEWS
> For Newcastle, Yohan Cabaye was ruled out of contention by Pardew yesterday, Steven Taylor serves the second game of a three-match ban, and Jonas Gutierrez, Massadio Haidara, James Tavernier and Loic Remy all miss out through injury. Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa is expected to captain the side, implying that Fabricio Coloccini and Tim Krul will be rested. England U-16 and Newcastle Academy player Adam Armstrong has stated that he is included in the squad. Loanees Mehdi Abeid, Shane Ferguson and Adam Campbell are not available.
>Morecambe, meanwhile, are bolstered by the return of three players from injury and suspension and will field a full-strength XI against the Toon. Their backup keeper, Arestidou, played two games for our under 18s in 2008.
>CONDITIONS
>Weather: Clear, 17C.
>Referee: Mark Haywood. Championship referee who we last saw in a 3-2 win at Peterborough United in 2010.
>UK TV: Sky Sports 4.
>Kickoff: 1945 BST. It will go to extra time and penalties if the scores are level after 90 and 120 minutes.
> LINEUPS
>NEWCASTLE: (4-2-3-1) Elliot; Debuchy, Yanga-Mbiwa (c), Good, Dummett; Bigirimana, Gosling; Sammy Ameobi, Vuckic, Marveaux; Gouffran. Subs: Alnwick, Santon, Streete, Anita, Sissoko, Ben Arfa, Shola Ameobi.
>MORECAMBE: Roche, Hughes (c), Diagne, Wright, Sampson, Williams, Ellison, Drummond, Fleming, Parrish, Amond. Subs: Arestidou, Threlfall, Kenyon, Marshall, McCready, McGee, Mwasile.
>THE MATCH
> 1945: Kickoff!
>5': Ooh! Sammy comes close with a cross to Gosling who heads high. Morecambe looking threatening already.
>9': Gosling ha
... keep reading on reddit ➡Fucking shite weekend. Although I got 3 extra months of gold for random comments so I guess theres that...
It's up early than usual because I got 209 responses which is very good especially after a shit show like that. So I was doubtful I'd get anymore.
MOTM: (Bearing in mind I put nobody as an option after 40 votes came in and the fucker still won)
Sentence winner! Thoroughly depressing week lead to similarly depressing thoughts.
(literally just had a panic because I can't say the word similarly)
3rd: If you asked for a video detailing hopelessness, this game would be the best example - /u/geoffbot
2nd: If I had the choice of sitting through this match again or cutting off both hands, I would really struggle to type this sentence. - /u/Pimpmyblimp
1st: This game was worse than 100 Holocausts - /u/Dunt_Cestroyer
Standard AJ jokes from you lot.
bit jealous of adam johnson, at least in prison you wouldnt have to watch this shite - anon
We may have lost 5-1 but at least we are not getting pummeled in HMP - /u/AngelCakeLover
Steven Taylor gives it up easier than that girl did to Adam Johnson - /u/cpm67
and here is a kind of funny word cloud
121 views and only a couple up votes...shame on all you Thanks
Thank fuck that Mitrovic was born that sexy sexy Serb. Fair to say I was definitely worse for wear this morning but I gotta do my civic duties.
168 responses this week.
MOTM Winner.
1. Aleksandar Mitrović 111 (66.9%)
2. Rob Elliot 27 (16.3%)
3. Andros Townsend 17 (10.2%)
Clear overall winner here.
Winner of the sentence competition!
hope Atkinson gets bummed as hard as Adam Johnson is going to. - /u/Scauseforacause
In a very near timeline mitro is being charged with murder. - /u/Midnight2highnoon
Sissoko is a left back - /u/Windflail
A very special thanks to /u/ayeenebother for picking this weeks winner!
Did we do enough to stay up? -/u/meganev you arent the only negative nanny around here ;)
Has Rafa made a noticeable change to the side?
Who is /r/nufc's favourite player?
Aleksander Mitrovic. (sorry i dont have the stats for it you just gotta trust me)
Been a while since I did one of these. No change in the voting when we lose tho..
199 responses this week that is awesome for a loss.
MOTM winner
Sentence competiton!
"I would rather have spent 90 minutes passing a kidney stone" - /u/Gas_Drawls
"For a second I though who? When I saw Anita in this survey" - /u/ProCarbonz
"Watched Newcastle lose a winnable match and was called a cunt by /u/ayeenebother, standard evening on /r/nufc" - /u/meganev
"Referee's" scores.
Fairness | Decisions | Control | Linesman | Overall |
---|
3.5 | 2.2 | 5.0 | 5.1 | 4.3
Bonus questions!
Who was /r/nufc's favourite summer signing?
Matt Ritchie - 126 (64.9%)
Mo Diame - 33 ( 17%%)
Isaac Hayden - 12 (6.2%)
Here's a link to the results for the first game of the year!
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