22 Hilarious New Watch Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

"What's that new Netflix show you keep talking about?" I asked my girlfriend. "I'd like to watch it with you."

She said, "Wednesday?"

I said, "I can't...I'm working, unfortunately."

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen

📅︎ Dec 09 2022

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My son asked if we could watch the new star wars show, 'Andor.'

Andor what I asked..

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👤︎ u/OliPark

📅︎ Oct 12 2022

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Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.

I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.

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👤︎ u/FoldaHolda

📅︎ Apr 11 2021

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I just got a new watch

Now I have time on my hands

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👤︎ u/CounterSYNK

📅︎ Apr 11 2022

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I was going to use my new quantum computer to watch cat videos

But it turns out all the cats are dead?

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👤︎ u/DrugCrazed

📅︎ Sep 18 2021

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Watch out for that new "Peekaboo" variant the CDC has been warning about... /r/Jokes/comments/rfg40o/…

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👤︎ u/KeyYogurtcloset1416

📅︎ Dec 13 2021

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New Apple watch

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👤︎ u/Deathlysin

📅︎ Feb 11 2019

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Guys, I got a new Apple Watch for Christmas!

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👤︎ u/ItzYaBoi25

📅︎ Dec 27 2018

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"Did you hear about the new zombie game that all they do is watch dough rise?"

"It's called Bread Rising."

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👤︎ u/QuitePasta

📅︎ Jan 23 2020

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Kids wanted to watch a new anime, so I suggested...

Kid 1: Let's watch -Japanese name of some anime-

Kid 2: No, let's watch -Japanese name of some other anime-

Me: Let's watch Supphomi!

Kid 2: "What the hell is Suppho... (realization dawns) mi..."

Me: NOT MUCH HOMIE, WHAT THE HELL 'SUP WITH YOU?!

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👤︎ u/Technohazard

📅︎ Mar 22 2016

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when you buy a new watch one of the part will still be second hand

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👤︎ u/irrationalpii

📅︎ Mar 21 2018

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Whenever I'm feeling down, I watch 'The Emperor's New Groove'

It helps Yzma pain.

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👤︎ u/Crash_86

📅︎ Jan 24 2017

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Not only does my new girlfriend like to watch soccer, she also plays it.

I think she's a keeper.

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👤︎ u/hughdman

📅︎ Oct 24 2018

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My wife told me to pick a bigger New year's resolution than "watch more sports on TV".

Unfortunately, our TV only does 1080p 60fps.

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👤︎ u/My_Name_O

📅︎ Dec 28 2019

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Watch out for this new computer bug

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👤︎ u/shiverstar

📅︎ Jan 07 2018

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My new apple watch i.reddituploads.com/14430…

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👤︎ u/layover_guy

📅︎ Jan 02 2017

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I've been thinking of purchasing a new watch

It's a time consuming process

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👤︎ u/TT_SirHC

📅︎ Apr 16 2018

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You should watch Titanic when you meet someone new.

It's a good ice-breaker.

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👤︎ u/machi_koro

📅︎ Mar 28 2019

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I wanted to watch the new Advengers: End Game

But, I don’t have the stones to do it

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👤︎ u/runs_with_airplanes

📅︎ Apr 26 2019

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I have been getting my son a new watch for Christmas every year for the last ten years

He sat me down the other day and asked why a watch?

“I guess it’s just been something to pass the time”

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👤︎ u/ThePootKnocker

📅︎ Mar 11 2018

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Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha

📅︎ Dec 27 2016

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Showing my daughter my new Apple watch....

she was excited

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👤︎ u/misterdob

📅︎ May 16 2015

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