Why will there never be a barrier between the US and Mexico?
Whenever one side tries to make a fence, the other side will take offense.
Why is there never enough food in Budapest?
There’s one word in the English language you will never find in a dictionary. Don’t believe me? Check it out yourself. It’s...
why do poets never keep there weapons still?
They want to be like shake spear
I've never put my meat there before but I've been called adventurous...
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I purchased a new kitchen sink and the delivery man never told me he left in on my doorstep. Sat there all day
I just went to get my glasses fixed and you’ll never guess who I ran into when I was there!
That’s right!
.... Everyone.
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water.
A pun for the desi people out there. [When did life become OYO from Yo! We’ll never know.]
My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...
There's one tea I never see at any stores.
Why was there never an iPhone 9?
Wife: "Oh, wow. I didn't know there was a watch museum here. Why have we never been?"
Me: "I guess we've just never had the time."
People only trust high ranking navy sailors. for instance there's Captain Morgan rum, Captain crunch cereal.... You never see seamen crunch!
A wise man once told me "Kid there are two rules of business and life. One is never tell anyone everything you know..."
I was in the car with my 10 year old daughter and there was a sign that said road works ahead. She’s said road works ahead , that’s a relief. I’ve never been so proud to be a dad.
There should be a holiday where we remember all the borrowed items we’ve given out that have never been returned.
A group of shepherds committed suicide last night. They heard the song “there will never be another you.”
Why are there never any blind CEOs?
Because they lack vision.
The great thing about electeicity jokes is there is never a bad time to tell them
There are extremely large bodies of water that have never been touched in any way before.
I guess you could call them the virgin seas.
My Dad Said That There Are 2 Things That Will Never Get Old
Dad Jokes and Unvaccinated Children
Having been raised without a dad, I never realized there was a void in my life until you all filled it. Thank you! In appreciation, I present the only dad joke I've experienced firsthand.
Friends and I are playing Mario Kart 64. Friends' dad comes in.
"Who wants icecream??"
All of us "Me me I do!"
"What flavors do you want?"
"Cookie dough!"
"Rock Road!"
"Strawberry!"
"Ok, I was just wondering."
Why is there never any headache tablets in the jungle?
Because the parrots ate em all!
There's this planet, where the pointy-haired natives never smile, never crack a joke,
except every seven years, when all they do is word play.
It's called Pun Farr.
I've said a lot of things I'm not proud of in my time, but there's one thing you'll *never* hear me say:
What do you call a dad who’s never there for you
My sister asked me why there's frogs everywhere in summer but she never sees them in the winter
I said they're probably using invisibility croaks
There's never a party in my pants
But I still celibate the good times
Why are there never any problems at an observatory?
Things are always looking up.
There are three things I can never remember.
There's one 80's sitcom that pilots have never watched
Because they're always told to "turn off electronic devices during taxi, takeoff, and landing."
There are 2 clear reasons why one should never drink water out of the toilet.
Number 1
...and Number 2.
There are two reasons why I would never drink toilet water
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