I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me..
"Would you stop shaking the fucking ladder?!"
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Iβll never forget the day I saw the ugliest man Iβve ever seen.
The dude thought it was funny to copy my every move, heβs lucky there was a pane of glass between us.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Was checking my son's essay about the countryside and saw he kept writing the word 'hll'. So I told him to never forget...
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I'll never forget the day I first met my wife. We were at a fancy dress party and she was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate...
They'd gone together dressed as the number 10...
I knew there and then that she was the One!!
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Iβll never forget the last thing my late grandfather said to me.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I'll never forget my old man's last words before he kicked the bucket:
"Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What is that 1 memory that the computer will never forget?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I'll never forget when my dad told me, "Find yourself a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you!β A little taken aback, I asked him what he meant. He explained...
βShe knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them!"
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Iβll never forget my 6th, 13th, 18th, 21st, 23rd, and 27th birthdays, they were great
Some of them were even prime!
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I'll never forget my dad's last words...
Are you sure it's loaded with blanks?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Iβll never forget my first visit to the rodeo.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Iβll never forget the moment my doctor told me That I was deaf
It was really hard to hear.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Never forget the pickle
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Iβll never forget what I said to the water buffalo I treated like my child when I had to let him go,
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Dad: Son, Iβll never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot.
It was my sixth grade American history class.
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︎ Jul 19 2018
Which singer never forgets his passwords?
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︎ May 06 2018
I'll never forget the day I was born. All those flashing lights and unfamiliar faces.
I don't think my parents should've taken me to a nightclub at that age.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
I'll never forget when the doctors put me under...
They really wanted me to win the limbo competition.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
My arch enemy pointed at my T-shirt which read "Never forget WW2" and said "I bet you're so stupid you don't even know what the second W stands for".
I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"
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︎ Sep 21 2018
I'll never forget what my mom said about my dead beat of a dad from Australia..
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︎ May 27 2017
My Dad got me with this one a few years back and I'll never forget it
Dad: Hey did you hear that famous actress was murdered yesterday?!
Me: No way which one??
Dad: Uhhh, Reese...Reese...Reese...
Me: Reese Witherspoon?!?
Dad: No with a knife!!!!!!
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︎ Jan 07 2015
You'll never forget where hippos go to school.
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︎ Oct 26 2015
I will never forget the last thing what my late grandfather told me.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I'll never forget the last thing my dad said to me before he kicked the bucket.......
He said: "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I'll never forget the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.
"Watch how far I can kick this bucket!!!:
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Iβll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said
βSonβ... βhow far do you think I can kick this bucket?β
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Ill never forget my grandfathers last words before he died.
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit."
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︎ Nov 19 2018
I'll never forget what my dad told me right before he kicked the bucket
He said "son, how far do you think I can kick this?"
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︎ Oct 01 2019
I'll never forget the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
He said, son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket.
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︎ Jun 04 2018
Iβll never forget my grandpaβs last words before he kicked the bucket.
He said, βI wonder how far I can kick this bucket?β
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︎ Feb 28 2019
Iβll never forget my grandpaβs last words before he kicked the bucket.
βHey, you guys wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?β
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︎ Jan 01 2019
I'll never forget what my dad said right before he kicked the bucket.
"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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︎ Jul 18 2018
I'll never forget the last words my dad said before he kicked the bucket..."son, look how far i can kick this bucket"
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︎ Dec 16 2017
I'll never forget what my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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︎ Dec 26 2014
I'll never forget my Granddad's last words before he kicked the bucket...
I'll never forget my Granddad's last words before he kicked the bucket...
"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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︎ Feb 05 2016
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