TURN YA SWAG ON - TALK YA LANGO GUNZ ON SET - SHOW SOME RESPECT BANG BANG - AINT NOTHING BUT A YG THING YG LIFE STYLE - IM YG 4LIFE NOW HOW YG STARTED - AT A PATTERSON BASKETBALL GAME BULLET PROOF LOVE -SEND MY LOVE SOFT SHOE - PUSSY BUSTA SHOOTING RANGE - BOX TOMF FORD - FIRE SINCITY - YARD CLUB 11 - DanceFloor BLACK BOX - CONNECT GET WIT IT - BE ON POINT OR GET LOST - IM ON EVERYTHING CHECK BOUNCE - HE PLATE PLAYIN THE WIND - STICKEM UP NEW MONEY - Mack BALLER OPARH - OY HUNGER Game - PUSSY BOOK MS. Piggy - POLICE WALL STREET- COURT FULLY LOADED - I TRUST EM MEAN GURLS - 1090 BLACK SHEAP - YB 9000 WATTS - PULL UP REAL GZ - CLICK CLACC -Gun NEVA JAM GZ ALL AROUD - LIKE A GUCCI BELT NEW YORK MINUTE - IT LIT KIM KARDASHIAN - BACKS MARCO POLO - CANT BE TRUSTED ONE IN THE HEAD - FOLLOW UP CUBIN LINK - HAMMER 14K- KNIFE 10K - WACK KNIFE 456 - SWINDLE FLINSTONE - Stone SWIMMING WIT THE FISHES - HE SNITCHING GUN SALUTE - DO YOU HEAR ME GUN FOR GUN - YEAH I HEAR U SLUG PROOF - MY HEART LOUIVE V BAG - holster YG NIGHT OUT - MEETING TRUEEY DOWN - GRIPPY Ace of SPADES - pop THT BEEZLY SMOKKIN ACE - CLAP HIM OUCHO CINCO - BIG DUB 42nd STREET - LAW LIBABRY WIZ KHALIFA - weed DIRTY HAMMER - KITE BULLET/ send THT TO ME WAVE CLAP - HOLD IT DOWN SHOOT OUT - SEARCH COKE WAVE - I GOT IT LAND LOrd - CO,s O-BLOCK - HE A LIAR PINK FLOYD - he a FAGGIT NEW ATTUIDE - HE Up TOP SOLDER HOME - HIGH CLASS Pbg / Play Boy Gunners ( Big Guns ) Sealy , Staccs , J.R
2 Fly / 2 Fly Gz ( Big Guns ) Tae , Jayo
Chg / Castle Hill Gunners ( Big Guns ) Boo Boo & Tev
Mag/ Morris Ave Gunners ( Big Guns ) Charlie Rock & Ty
Fbg / Fetti Boy Gunners( Big Guns ) Johnny 5 , Gusto Stacks , walk On Water
Gmg / Get Money Gunners ( Big Guns ) Shorty Rock , Capone , (Smiddy ,G.i,p)
Mgf / Militant Gunner family ( Big Guns ) Flea , Trouble , Sav
Kgn / Straight YGz ( Big Guns ) Zeek & Ruga
Mlg/ Made Life Gunners ( Big Guns ) Black Seasar , Stylez Gunz & Poppa Dot
2Gz/ 2 Gunz ( Big Guns ) Delly Dell & Mula
800/ 2 Fly 800 ( Big Guns ) MidNight
Kbg/ Kingsbridge Gunners ( Big Guns ) Prince
Mhg/ Most Hated Gunners ( Big Guns ) Juntau& Rah
Rpt/ River Park Towers ( Big Guns ) Mighty
( Top5 worldwide gunships ) Paid in Full Gunners R.P.T YGz Most Hated Gunners Front Line Gunners Morris Ave Gunners > > ( Y.G GUN SALUTE:) I pray with my gun stay with my gun spend every day with my gun lay with my gun to my life is done. >
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
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You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
