My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.
What does the doctor say when he misjudged my blood type?
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite type of jokes
But there a solid number 2
My doctor forgot to document my blood type.
My great grandfather always used to say to me that there were three types of people in this world
Those who can count, and those who can not.
(Another post reminded me of this. The great grandfather of mine in question passed away 4 years ago. He also always used to tell me “water is for bathing, always remember that” while he drank a glass of anything alcoholic. Funny thing is he only drank like one small glass a day. Sorry for rambling).
For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Here’s the joke — What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?
I asked my immigrant friends what type of restaurant they were opening.
They replied "It's nacho business!"
The nurse kept insisting my blood was Type-A
I said "NO! IT MUST BE A TYPE-O"
My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...
As an amateur stargazer, my favourite type has to be the white dwarf.
Peter Dinklage is my all time number 1.
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.
I hope it makes us more cultured.
My crush asked what my type was
People used to describe my father as a real “Man’s Man” the type to get all the men talking at the party. However he never really spoke to me,
I guess to me he was more of a “Mime’s Man”.
I think my blood type is Type O
My doctor told me I had Type-A blood...
My daughter had to stick her hand in a sack to try to guess the type of material by touch...
My grandfather died because the medics mistakenly thought he had Type A blood.
As an owner of a nightclub, I had small insects discourage unsavory types from entering my establishment...
There's a type of mushroom I bring everywhere, to dinner parties, bball games, work, they easily fit in my pocket
They're called portablebellos.
My girlfriend needed a blood transfusion. Life or death ya know? But her parents and I could not remember her blood type. As she lay dying on her gurney, she kept insisting “be positive, be positive,”
But sometimes, it’s really hard without her.
My grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
It was such a sad day yet he kept telling us to Be Positive.
Just not my TYPE of clothing
Needing a blood transfusion I asked my nurse what my blood type was..
She replied "A+"
the dad in me had to let it out...
"Well I always was top of the class"
I now understand what a visible groan looks like.....
I've decided that when I become a dad, I'm not going to be the type who forces my kids to make their beds
I'll probably just buy them one from the store
Unfortunately my father passed away because we couldn’t figure out his blood type
His last words were “be positive”
I own only two types of clothes— I wear my gym clothes when I exercise.
For formal occasions, I wear my James clothes.
My dad passed away last year because my family didn't know blood type in time for the doctors to do a transfusion.
As he was dying he kept saying "be positive" but it's hard without him.
my wife asked me why i type everything in lower case.
i said i stopped giving a shift.
My coworker found out her blood type
Coworker: I'm B positive...be positive, get it?!
Me: I'd laugh, but I'm A negative person.
So my wife came back from the grocery store with the wrong type of cheese,
“I’m sorry” she said to which I replied, “It’s all Gouda...”
I slept on the floor that night.
My medical record says I have blood type B
My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...
My dad always said to me, “son, there are three types of people in the world. Those who can count and those that can’t.”
Everytime I type vulva, my phone changes it to Volvo
Recently, my father passed away in the hospital. He had a cardiac problem, and we needed to perform a blood transfusion in order to save him. Unfortunately, none of us knew his blood type.
As he was dying, he kept telling us to "be positive," but it's incredibly hard to without him.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
My grandfather died because the report said he had type A blood
Unfortunately it was a Type-O
They told me that my blood was type A
My grandfather died because the report said that he needed Type-A blood
Unfortunately, it was a Type-O
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
My Dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting that we "be positive", but it's hard without him.
My grandfather died because they thought he had type-A blood
My grandpa died because the report said he had Type-A blood.
Unfortunately, it was a Type-O.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him
The doctors said that my blood was type-A
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