My Pillow Puns

What a weird thing to lye about

But I think it's unnecessary fluff.

I will not rest until i find you.

I rest on my case.

Damn that Bluetooth Fairy

I lost the case.

I won't rest until I find it.

I was very surprised when she suggested punching a duck in the face. I replied - I didn't know you could get down like that.

I think I’ll sleep on it.

It's always lying behind my back.

I’m planning to get down with the kids.

Me: We've got enough pillows to make a fivet.

Kid: What's a fivet?

Me: It's a little bigger than a fort; half the size of a tent.

You can say.... I was getting down with the kids.

I guess it is a pretty cushy job!

Terrible ex a cushion

It was all pillow talk though, nothing was thrown.

I told him "I don't know, I need to sleep on it"

You've probably seen these... One whole side of the pillow has sequins, which are reversible, and reveal a different color or pattern when you flip the sequins.

My daughter was playing with hers, and making pictures by flipping the sequins in patterns.

I asked her if she could make a picture showing what she did today. She spent about 15 minutes painstakingly flipping sequins to show her going to school, and dance class. She was all done, and proudly showed me her work.

I said "Well, look at that... its a sequins of events."

I told her I would have to sleep on it. What have I become.

That makes me feel down.

Everyone was constantly down voting.

I'll have to sleep on it

I told her that I support her dreams.

My dad said she should sleep on it.

It's good to know how long you sleep.

What did it look like?
It had Pooh on it.
Mom probably washed it.

My husband- "dead ant, dead ant, dead ant ant ant ant ant aaaannnnt ant ant ant" (Dragnet Theme)

Ugh.

It's always lying behind my back.

I think I’ll sleep on it

Must have been the Bluetooth fairy!