Mum Birthday Puns

I couldn't find the words to thank her.

It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

...upon bringing in a normal chocolate cake....

"It was frozen, I defrosted it."

I guess that's why my mum throws me a birthday party every year

I was out for a friend's birthday yesterday and I was texting my mum just now.

Her: "Where you hungover this morning?" Me: "In my bedroom."

It's my birthday and my whole family is here, my dad asked what a certain food was and my mum said

"this is spelt"

And my dad just went "how's that spelt then?!"

A wave of groans from around the table.

I couldn't find the words to thank her.