When the Mrs. could tell I was in the mood, she immediately let me know that tonight wasnβt going to happen.
She said: βNot tonight. Period.β
Trump and Pence were preparing to leave the Whitehouse for a big rally. When the helicopter arrived, Trump wasn't ready yet, so Pence asked: "Do you want me to wait for you Mr. President?" ...
"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".
I met mr. T and I was very disappointed!
He offered me coffee.
Did you hear Mr T has a vegetarian son?
Herb T.
TIL that Mr. T used to be called Mr. Colton before the surgery.
He got the colon removed
Advisors: Mr president you can't just buy Greenland.!! That's ridiculous! Trump: but then how come
Hope my "Mr T" mask stops Coronavirus, they were all sold out of "Face" masks.
GTF bot.
Whatβs the name of Mr. Tβs girlfriend?
April, fools
Why doesn't Mrs Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear
Why couldnβt Mr. and Mrs. Witch have babies?
Mr. Witch had a hollow weenie.
Poor Mr. Vinegar, he canβt catch a break.
Every time he turns around, heβs in a pickle!
Why is Mr. T always busy?
Because he's always in the middle of something.
I don't really care about Mr. Cone's opinion
But I think he has a solid point
What would you call Mr. T if he worked in Accounting?
B.A. BarAbacus
Mr. T is not a fan of Dave Grohl.
In fact, he pities the foo.
What is Mr T's favourite month?
APRIL! Fools.
What did Mr T say on Chinese New Year?
I pity the η¦
The Mrs shouted at me earlier "You weren't even listening there, were you?"
I thought "Blimey, what a weird way to start a conversation".
The Mrs didn't appreciated this one
Me: I've really got to stop confusing lord the rings and star wars with each other
Mrs pj-mcshane : how can you confuse the two?!
Me: I don't know. Its just a force of hobbit
Mr. T visited my local Vietnamese restaurant.
I pity the pho.
When Mrs. Exclamation told her husband This that she was pregnant with her second set of twins, he was very excited. As had happened with her first twins, the babies looked nothing like their father. He didn't realize it though, and once again she put his name on the birth certificates.
Now This raises more questions.
How many bags of wool did Baba give Mr. T?
Three bags fool!
What did Mr T say after throwing Curtis Jackson in the water?
I fiddy the pool
What's Mr T's favourite month?
It's April, fools!
