A classic Christmas movie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehnoscentteaya
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I'm watching that new movie with Angela Jolie...

I just don't know how she got into my house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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An urban legend that was revealed on the movie Legally Blonde.

Guy 1: I heard that the main character kept stabbing people on the set filming Legally Blonde. I can't remember her full name. It was Reese..... something. She just kept attacking people one by one but I don't know who it was.

Guy 2: Witherspoon

Guy 1: No...... with her knife. Who would be that stupid to use a spoon to hurt over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macman1604
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?

B+

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Char0626
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Is there anyone who would act in a movie based on J.R.R Tolkien's The Silmarillion?

Elijah Wood

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Have you seen the new movie β€œConstipation”? No?

That’s because it hasn’t come out yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Got offered a voice-acting role in the new Emoji movie sequel. They want me to play the Poop Emoji. People say I should accept the role and be grateful, but I’m holding out for a classier part...

...I will not be deterred!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch β€œGaslight”

I told her β€œwe already watched that together, don’t you remember?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I just found out that β€œLincoln” made about $300 million in movie theatres.

Which is weird. Lincoln usually doesn’t do too well in theatres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What’s the movie where the nanny loves to tell dad jokes?

You mean Mary Pop-puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/di-_-jb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My favorite movie, without a doubt...

is Mrs. Fire

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Did you see the movie about constipation?

You didn't?

It's cause it never came out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginks_21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I’ve just watched a movie about a gentleman having his broken leg fixed with bandages and a plaster of paris....

......what a great cast!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunny_2121
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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What should they have named the third Matrix movie?

Revenge of the Smith

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBatJ3w
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What's your favorite Robin Williams movie?

Without a doubt, mine is Mrs. Fire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HGMIV926
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What is the name of Daniel Craig's last movie?

Probably, "Bond Voyage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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This movie rules
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity.

Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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An uplifting movie about an escalator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenderyetfirm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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So, they have just announced the tenth Fast and Furious movie...

Fast 10 Your Seat Belts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I saw a great movie about databases.

I can’t wait for the SQL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I’m making a movie called constipation

I can’t wait till it comes out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Has anyone seen the new movie that’s playing in all the theaters?

It’s called β€œCLOSED”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esus9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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It IS a Christmas movie, dammit.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.

The horse didn’t feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. β€œAre you sneaking outside food into the theater?”

The horse said β€œnay.”

The pig squealed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Kind of a slow movie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RHamm7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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DC and Warner Bros are creating a new Wonder Man movie

They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagabondsadhu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why doesn't a schizophrenic get scared on watching a horror movie?

He knows that he is not alone.

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Christopher Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together

Nolan says he will direct.

DiCaprio says he will act.

And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheese_Junky
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?

I can't remember the name but it's riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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My movie script went through a big change

Now its a trans-script

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAmazingSoSo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What's the favorite movie of dead people?

The Departed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel

It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loonmaster2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!

It’s called The Greatest Snowman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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A bald man with a hairpiece needed the restroom during a movie.

He whispered to his date, β€œI have toupeΓ©.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Had the wife stop the movie to watch a quick clip. After she sat down I told her" You could cut the dogs feet off".

She said "I don't understand.....".

I said " UN-PAUSE".

I had to explain it to her...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJJoyce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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If you watch a movie about ducks...

Is it called a duckumentary?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W33MAN01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What do you call a German racing movie?

Fast and Fuhrer-ious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/True_DragonLord
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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This is a movie I would legitimately watch.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,

until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Have you heard about the movie β€œConstipation?”

It hasn’t come out yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabocha00sama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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You probably haven’t heard of that new movie, "Constipation"

It hasn’t come out yet.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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