A classic Christmas movie
I'm watching that new movie with Angela Jolie...
I just don't know how she got into my house.
An urban legend that was revealed on the movie Legally Blonde.
Guy 1: I heard that the main character kept stabbing people on the set filming Legally Blonde. I can't remember her full name. It was Reese..... something. She just kept attacking people one by one but I don't know who it was.
Guy 2: Witherspoon
Guy 1: No...... with her knife. Who would be that stupid to use a spoon to hurt over.
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
Is there anyone who would act in a movie based on J.R.R Tolkien's The Silmarillion?
Have you seen the new movie “Constipation”? No?
That’s because it hasn’t come out yet
Got offered a voice-acting role in the new Emoji movie sequel. They want me to play the Poop Emoji. People say I should accept the role and be grateful, but I’m holding out for a classier part...
...I will not be deterred!!
My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch “Gaslight”
I told her “we already watched that together, don’t you remember?”
I just found out that “Lincoln” made about $300 million in movie theatres.
Which is weird. Lincoln usually doesn’t do too well in theatres.
What’s the movie where the nanny loves to tell dad jokes?
My favorite movie, without a doubt...
Did you see the movie about constipation?
You didn't?
It's cause it never came out.
I’ve just watched a movie about a gentleman having his broken leg fixed with bandages and a plaster of paris....
......what a great cast!!
What should they have named the third Matrix movie?
What's your favorite Robin Williams movie?
Without a doubt, mine is Mrs. Fire.
What is the name of Daniel Craig's last movie?
Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
An uplifting movie about an escalator
So, they have just announced the tenth Fast and Furious movie...
I saw a great movie about databases.
I can’t wait for the SQL.
I’m making a movie called constipation
I can’t wait till it comes out
Has anyone seen the new movie that’s playing in all the theaters?
It IS a Christmas movie, dammit.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn’t feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. “Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?”
The horse said “nay.”
The pig squealed.
DC and Warner Bros are creating a new Wonder Man movie
They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.
Why doesn't a schizophrenic get scared on watching a horror movie?
He knows that he is not alone.
Christopher Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together
Nolan says he will direct.
DiCaprio says he will act.
And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
My movie script went through a big change
What's the favorite movie of dead people?
They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel
It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
A bald man with a hairpiece needed the restroom during a movie.
He whispered to his date, “I have toupeé.”
Had the wife stop the movie to watch a quick clip. After she sat down I told her" You could cut the dogs feet off".
She said "I don't understand.....".
I said " UN-PAUSE".
I had to explain it to her...
If you watch a movie about ducks...
Is it called a duckumentary?
What do you call a German racing movie?
This is a movie I would legitimately watch.
I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,
until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.
Have you heard about the movie “Constipation?”
You probably haven’t heard of that new movie, "Constipation"
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