Mountain Hike Puns

So I said “Bee-gone” and my girlfriend shook her head. Best feeling ever.

It was a hare-y situation, lemme tell ya.

I'd PUMA pants.

I thought I might have to fight for my life, but fortunately it had to "va-moose".

One time he told me how he hiked in the mountains, sat on a rock, and wondered all night where the sun had gone...

...and then it dawned on him.

He took them with him to ask a ranger about them, upon heading back to our vehicle we encounter 2 women walking and trade hellos , they ask how the trail was today. My dad drops the acorns and replies " not that great, I lost 2 nuts up there" .... They found it hilarious

I was on training hike with a bunch of my buddies last year for a major trek we were taking that summer. We were hiking Stone Mountain in Georgia starting about the time the park opened. When we had all geared up, we set off to hike the mountain a few times. When we got to the base of the trail, there was a cop there stopping people for going up. Someone asked what was wrong. The cop replied, "There are three rabid dogs on the mountain, we have closed the trail until we can contain them." My friend, really disappointed that we couldnt go up just yet, asked when the trail would be open again. The cop replied, "I don't know sir, the dogs don't really have sense of time or schedules." Without even hesitating, I said, "I guess they aren't watch dogs." The cop was stunned into silence, every single one of my friends yelled their groans. I was 17, and I had to check that I wasnt a father

Her: "It took me 3 years, but I finally hiked [a local mountain]"

Me: "That's a long hike!"

We are hiking this mountain, has been really nice weather when the wind suddenly picks up in force.

sis. "Where the hell does that wind come from!?"

me. point in general direction of where the wind comes from "From there"

The expression on her face told me that I might experience some sort of "accident" later on.