Girlfriend, my dog and I went hiking today and on the way up the mountain there was a big bee buzzing around my head.

So I said β€œBee-gone” and my girlfriend shook her head. Best feeling ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I was hiking in the mountains and was attacked by 10 relatives of the rabbit!

It was a hare-y situation, lemme tell ya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I've been caught in light rainstorms while hiking before, but the mountain I was on this weekend was rainier.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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You know what I would do if I saw a Mountain Lion while hiking?

I'd PUMA pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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While hiking thru the Northern Canadian Rocky Mountains, I came upon a large member of the deer family...

I thought I might have to fight for my life, but fortunately it had to "va-moose".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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My dad loved to recount his adventures...

One time he told me how he hiked in the mountains, sat on a rock, and wondered all night where the sun had gone...

...and then it dawned on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Attinaux
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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While hiking to a waterfall in the mountains my dad found a couple odd acorns

He took them with him to ask a ranger about them, upon heading back to our vehicle we encounter 2 women walking and trade hellos , they ask how the trail was today. My dad drops the acorns and replies " not that great, I lost 2 nuts up there" .... They found it hilarious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tremendousdread
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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I think I have made the greatest dad joke to ever be told

I was on training hike with a bunch of my buddies last year for a major trek we were taking that summer. We were hiking Stone Mountain in Georgia starting about the time the park opened. When we had all geared up, we set off to hike the mountain a few times. When we got to the base of the trail, there was a cop there stopping people for going up. Someone asked what was wrong. The cop replied, "There are three rabid dogs on the mountain, we have closed the trail until we can contain them." My friend, really disappointed that we couldnt go up just yet, asked when the trail would be open again. The cop replied, "I don't know sir, the dogs don't really have sense of time or schedules." Without even hesitating, I said, "I guess they aren't watch dogs." The cop was stunned into silence, every single one of my friends yelled their groans. I was 17, and I had to check that I wasnt a father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weeberz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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Dadjoked my coworker

Her: "It took me 3 years, but I finally hiked [a local mountain]"

Me: "That's a long hike!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stewartctor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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got my sister on a hike today

We are hiking this mountain, has been really nice weather when the wind suddenly picks up in force.

sis. "Where the hell does that wind come from!?"

me. point in general direction of where the wind comes from "From there"

The expression on her face told me that I might experience some sort of "accident" later on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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