You have your mother in law, father in law, son in law doughter in law but your wife is

The law

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son

Beehive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rayanDar420
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Dad: β€œSon, your mother and I are thinking about moving to a square island.”

Son: β€œWow really? Can I come too?”

Dad: β€œFour shore!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misplacedfreckles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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At dinner tonight my mother in law asked why my sons knife had a bend in it

I told her it’s so he can cut corners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CpnCodpiece
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Ignore your mother's bad joke, son...

It's a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there, he's not misbehaving"

The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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My Mother once called me a son of a B**ch

So I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, and then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then she hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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son: dad, what's the secret to you and mom being happy? dad:we go out to a romantic dinner at least once a week. son:that's wonderful where do you go? dad:I like italian...I don't know where your mother goes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhcicecream
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What's the difference between Batman and the son of a single mother?

The difference is apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Dad and his son out visiting his mother.

Son: gets annoyed by a bee*

Dad: you got a friend in bee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reckan_Snow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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How does the mother call the pharaoh son to the table?

Tutan, come on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redundantimport
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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A mother and her son attend a yoga class.

After 30 minutes of the session the mother says, β€œI’m going to go. My back is really sore.”

The son replies, β€œNamaste.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowToGod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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A leguminous plant's son missed curfew, when he came back, his mother said...

"Where have you bean?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Mother: "Honey, our son called me a bitch today"

Dad: "That son of a bitch!"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2014
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What did the mother tree saw to her son with a lack of interests?

You need to branch out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnyg13nb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2016
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A mother’s new boyfriend decided to have a talk with her son,

β€œSon, you can call me dad,”

”Hi dad, I’m Hungry”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamingpron0t
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Does it still count as a dad joke if told by a son during a frank conversation with his mother?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeDC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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Son, your mother is a gold digger and she just loved me because of my necklace...

It was a chain reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unammusic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Asked my dad to take a picture of my friend and I at our father/daughter, mother/son dance.. This is what I get back, he's hilarious. imgur.com/z65ySyg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foxtrotter15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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My son Cyril told me and his mother that he wants to hang out with his friends

I guess we're letting out a Cy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavenWriter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2015
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"Watch your son" my mother said to my father as my brother sat watching the fireplace

Of course as children do, my brother touched the glass of the fireplace and burnt his hand.

When questioned why he wasn't watching my brother my father responded:

"I was watching. First he lifted his hand. Then he placed it on the glass. Then he begun to cry. I saw it all"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmama1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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Dad joked my mother, during my son's birthday!

Co-worker of my mother recently moved to California...

Me: Where in Cali did she move to?

Mom: Pasadena.

Me: Did she meet the little old lady yet?

Laughter ensued from all the other dads at the party!

Groans from the moms...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustangyankeesgt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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My son was just born and we named him Cornelius. My mother-in-law responded with "Corny? Seriously?"

Well if I wasn't it would be a bad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belly_bell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2015
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