A list of puns related to "Mother Son"
The law
Beehive
Son: βWow really? Can I come too?β
Dad: βFour shore!β
I told her itβs so he can cut corners
It's a faux pa.
The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then"
So I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, and then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then she hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother
The difference is apparent.
Son: gets annoyed by a bee*
Dad: you got a friend in bee!
Tutan, come on.
After 30 minutes of the session the mother says, βIβm going to go. My back is really sore.β
The son replies, βNamaste.β
"Where have you bean?"
Dad: "That son of a bitch!"
You need to branch out.
βSon, you can call me dad,β
βHi dad, Iβm Hungryβ
It was a chain reaction
I guess we're letting out a Cy
Of course as children do, my brother touched the glass of the fireplace and burnt his hand.
When questioned why he wasn't watching my brother my father responded:
"I was watching. First he lifted his hand. Then he placed it on the glass. Then he begun to cry. I saw it all"
Co-worker of my mother recently moved to California...
Me: Where in Cali did she move to?
Mom: Pasadena.
Me: Did she meet the little old lady yet?
Laughter ensued from all the other dads at the party!
Groans from the moms...
Well if I wasn't it would be a bad joke.
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