Itโ€™s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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The best dad jokes are unplanned

My family and I were in the car driving down the road the other day. My 5 year old asked for words that rhymed with blue.

โ€œWell, thereโ€™s glue, two, moo, snoo, zoo, boo..โ€

My 8 year old chimes in, โ€œDaddy, whatโ€™s snoo?โ€

My immediate response? โ€œNot much, whatโ€™s new with you?โ€

My journey to the dark side has been complete.

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