Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?
It suffered from withdrawals.
Where do fishes keep their money?
A river bank
From my son (4)
The last thing my grandfather told me was “It’s worth spending money on good speakers.” That was some sound advice.
That guy makes too much money, I heard he makes…
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Puzzled, the teller asks, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber yells, “Don’t change the subject!"
The doctor who amputated my arm asked way too much money ...
I didn't have enough money at the barber's.
What do you call someone who sells their organs for money?
Where does the sun keep its money?
Why did the cashier take the money with him on his break?
The boss told him to take a ten
Now that the Fall is here, I can't wait to make some extra money gathering up neighbors leaves.
Last year I raked it in..
What do you call 2000 pounds of Korean money?
Why was the borrowed money happy to be returned?
Cause it wasn't a loan anymore
A homeless guy asked me for some money today.
I looked in my pocket and all I had was a $20 bill. "Do I really want this money going to drugs?", I thought to myself. "Nah." So I gave him the $20.
Which chemical element makes itself the most money?
when my Dad was unemployed he used to hide money in the bushes in our garden...
He went on to become a successful hedge fund manager.
My car battery died and I didn’t have enough money for a new one.
Where do fish store their money?
The sailor told me he was taking less money for his catch, because he is generous.
I didn’t believe him though. It was all too selfish.
What did the plumber said to his wife who keeps spending their money everyday?
Stop spending too much cash on unnecessary things! Our finances is going down the drain!
Don’t waste your money on store bought itch relief cream.
The best itch relief is made from scratch.
Out of all birds that exist, which one has the most money?
For Halloween I’m going to be a blowup stack of money
Walking around saying “yeah inflation is crazy now huh?”
Does anyone know what they call the machines that cut up the paper money when it’s printed?
I’ve decided they’re fund razors.
Why does it cost money to fill your tires when it used to be free?
I need someone to repair the stone wall in the front of my house, but I don’t have a lot of money.
Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.
Why does Shrek give his kids gas money?
Because he appreciates a good fart.
My friend spent all his money buying a business that makes giant snowballs
I don’t know.. it seems like he is rolling dice
Why couldn't you borrow money from Johann Sebastian Bach?
My friend made a lot of money selling viagra
I told him to keep it up!
What do you says when a friend owes you money ?
Where do vampires keep their money?
When I was a kid, our family didn't have a lot of money. In fact when my dad & I used to play, he just put me in tires & rolled me down a hill.
How do you hide money from a hippie?
I will breed fast deers to get some extra money
I just want to make a quick buck
I once gave a blind man money...
He said he'd pay me when he sees me again
What kind of money do they use in Mushroom Kingdom?
They’re on the mold standard
People say that money is not the key to happiness...
But I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?
It suffered from withdrawals.
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”
The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!"
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?
It suffered from withdrawals
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