A list of puns related to "Missit"
:dog2: Guiding by its sucesor Doge, $CHEEMS came to BSC to become the most successful meme-coin of the chain.
In the past months Cheem's memes became a more funny counterpart of the meme Doge. So we work hard on $CHEEMS making it an upgraded and SUPERIOR version of DogeCoin
π§¬Tokenomics:
:black_small_square:Name: Cheems
:black_small_square:Symbol: CHEEMS
:black_small_square:Token Blockchain: BSC BEP-20
:black_small_square:Total Supply: 42,000,000 CHEEMS
:moneybag: 2.8% of all trades will be redistributed to holders :gem:
:new_moon: 2.8% of all trades will be burn forever :fire:
Max transaction cap: 420,000
UNRUGGABLE: LP token are Burned (thx below)
Links:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/cheems_money
Telegram: https://t.me/CHEEMSMONEY
Web (temporary domain): http://cheems.ml/
Token contract:0xedDc91B4e5c2a027866486E1Ba74c9b26913d787
LP Burn: :fire:0x4461e93088425cda4daa15c35c80eb51ad6ba6dd865a8b72407be46b70d8a3f5:fire:
BUY IT ON PANCAKESWAP:
https://exchange.pancakeswap.finance/#/swap?inputCurrency=0xedDc91B4e5c2a027866486E1Ba74c9b26913d787
Ihan nÀin niin kuin mielenkiinnosta kun veropornoa on tÀnÀÀn tarjolla niin jÀin miettimÀÀn, ettÀ mihin nuo typyt maksaa veronsa? Esim. Chafak, ei ansiotuloja, mutta ei myâskÀÀn pÀÀomatuloja. Ilmeisesti siellÀ pks asuminen onkin edullisempaa mitÀ media on antanut ymmÀrtÀÀ?
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Sudden Lee
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Windows
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Itβs for Hispanic attacks
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