I was driving absentmindedly and my wife suddenly said, “Hey, you missed a right!”
I said, “Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right!”
We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?
A mooborn!
When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, "You missed work yesterday, didn't you?"
I said, "No, not particularly."
Did you hear about the financial analyst who went skydiving but missed the landing spot by a mile?
He was an expert in the field
Edit: I made this up myself!
If you missed the special NYE this time, just wait for two years.
Because 2022 is 2020, too.
What do you tell your Australian friend if he just missed a call from his pops?
Your boomerang
'So you think you can dance Canada' missed a great opportunity to call themselves 'So you think you Canadance'
I don't know why you missed getting a free corpse at the cemetery.
The sign was a dead giveaway
A meteor becomes a meteorite once it hits the earth. What do you call a meteor that missed the earth?
A metorleft.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late
[Driving] My wife: Hey, you missed a right.
Me: Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right.
We were driving yesterday, and suddenly my wife turned to me and said, “Hey, you missed a right”.
I said, “Thanks babe. You MRS. right.”
[On the highway] My wife: Hey, you missed a right!
Me: Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right!
I was driving on the highway and the wife said "You missed a right"
And I said "Thanks babe, and you're Mrs Right"
[On the highway] Her: Hey, I think you missed a right.
Me: Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right!
Driving on the highway. Wife: Hey, you just missed a right.
Me: Thanks babe. You just Mrs. Right.
[Driving on the highway] Her: Hey, I think you missed a right.
Me: Aw, thanks. You Mrs. right!
While I was driving, her: Honey, you missed a right.
Me: Thanks babe. You Mrs right.
