Miss Piggy Puns

If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.....

He would be the Pastor of Muppets

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/proweld7

📅︎ Oct 09 2020

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Did you hear about the man who stole from Miss Piggy?

The priest said he kermitted a sin!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/piedude3

📅︎ Oct 27 2015

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Why did miss piggie break off their engagement?

She was afraid of kermitment

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/mkazen

📅︎ Feb 04 2019

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It's a shame, he'd make a great dad.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/digitalmonkies

📅︎ Oct 18 2013

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