Told to me by a 7 yr old

I was doing school work at a partners house, when her little brother nonchalantly asks me what I would do with a million dollars. After listing some things, he responds, "Those are pretty good, but I'd buy a new butt; mine has a crack in it!" He never smiled, smirked, or giggled. Perfect delivery. Now 30+ years later, he doesn't remember telling that joke. But I do.

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👤︎ u/wynlyndd
📅︎ Apr 25 2022
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