what do you have after milking the holy cow?
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
Why do cow milking stools have only 3 legs?
Cuz the Cow's got the udder!
Why does a cow-milking farm smell so bad?
My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
Why does a stool for milking cows only have three legs?
The cow has the udder one. (Knee slap)
These cows are really milking the shade. Utterly ridiculous.
Did I ever tell you about the guy milking a cow? A fly flew into the cow’s ear, and a few seconds later, him milked out the fly!
But ya know what they say, in one ear, out the udder
A farmer is milking a cow
As he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cow's ear.
A little while later, the farmer notices the fly in the milk. The farmer says
"Hmm, in one ear, out the udder"
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?
You have two cows, but only milk one. Your friend asks you…
"What about the udder one?"
What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
Farmer milks his profits from cows
Cow #1: Remember the first time we were milked by the farmer?
Cow #2: This brings back mammaries.
I read a story to my daughter about a cow that produced magical golden milk
Studies have revealed that cows produce much more milk when the farmers talk to them.
It's a case of, in one ear and out of the uddet
Did you hear about the cow that could produce 1,000 gallons of milk every day?
What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?
It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...
But I am still looking for the pink cows!
What do you call a farm when none of the cows give milk?
Did you hear that they genetically engineered a milk cow to have no teats?
It was udderly pointless.
Have you ever tried to milk a cow that has been cut in half?
I have a farmer friend who heats his milk products to 212 degrees Fahrenheit using cow chips...
Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.
What kind of milk do you get from footless cows?
It's so hot outside that my cow started giving powdered milk
My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...
When the first guy drank cow milk, society was probably like, "ughh, how dairy."
I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."
How do you name someone that help you milk the cows
Did you hear the joke about the cows that provided milk for the Roman Army?
You totally should. It's legion-dairy.
Where does a farmer document the milk production of his cows?
My cow stopped producing milk
What an udder disappointment.
I once saw a cow that could produce no milk.
I was telling my son about how a cow produces milk...
He asked me "Dad, if it doesn't produce anymore, is it an udder faliure?"
I was rying to milk my cow and it looks like it was an udder failure.
What do cows smell when they're standing single file waiting to be milked?
My friend lost his cow milking job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behavior.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
If a cow doesn’t produce milk, it’s both an udder failure, and a milk dud.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk
What do you call a cow that cannot produce milk?
What happens if a cow drinks her own milk?
It comes in at one end, and out the udder
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?
If a cow doesn’t produce milk:
Is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
What happens when a cow drinks her own milk?
It goes in one end, and out the utter.
Studies show cows produce more Milk when the Farmer talks to them.
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder
What happens if a cow drinks her own milk?
It comes in at one end and out of the udder.
What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
What Do you call a cow that can't make any Milk?
So if a cow doesn't produce milk,
Is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?
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