I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
During my latest rewatch I decided to compile a list of every question I thought was unanswered in the show. Surprisingly, I've actually been able to figure out answers for most of them but some I can't seem to figure out. Below is a list of every question I haven't figured out the answer to. If anyone could give me an explanation for any of these questions, it would be greatly appreciated. Also, if anyone has a question they don't have an answer for but it's not on here, that means I at least have my answer for it. So feel free to ask your questions as well.
S1 E16: 'Outlaws'
- How does Sawyer hear "it'll come back around", the last sentence Duckett said before dying, in the whispers? Duckett didn't die on the island, so he can't be a whisper. It also can't be MIB since he hasn't scanned Sawyer.
S2 E1: 'Man of Science, Man of Faith'
- What is the purpose of the hatch entrance to The Swan station if there is a main entrance?
- What is the original purpose of the big light that Desmond lights in the hatch?
S2 E3: 'Orientation'
- Why is The Swan called The Swan?
- Why does Dr. Chang use aliases for different orientation films? In the epilogue: 'The New Man in Charge', in the orientation film for the Hydra station, Dr. Chang warns the viewer not to divulge his name to others, as he would not want to resort to using an alias. But why would he have to use an alias if his name got out there?
S2 E9: 'What Kate Did'
- Why can't you use the computer in the Swan for anything other than entering the numbers? Why does Dr. Chang focus so much on that in the orientation film? Why does he say that if you'd do so, there could be another incident?
- Why did Radzinsky take out the part of the orientation film that says not to use the computer for anything other than entering the numbers? How did it get to the Arrow station?
- In the flashback at Sam Austen's work, Sayid is on TV on the news. What is he doing?
- How is Michael able to write on the computer if it wasn't even possible before?
S2 E17: 'Lockdown'
- Why does DHARMA send food to The Swan via parachute sent from Guam? Why didn't they just get food from the barracks? Did all stations get food drops from Guam? Why was The Swan the only station still getting food drops if the workers in Guam didn't even know that DHARMA didn't exist anymore?
- Why do ultraviolet lights get turned on during the lockdown?
S2 E21: '?'
- Why is The Pearl called The Pearl?
- Why has the earth been salt
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
