A list of puns related to "Microsoft Frontpage"
Ok so basically I want to make a personal website with a 90s-00s look to it. I have small to no experience with HTML and I came across Microsoft frontpage which looks like the perfect ancient tool for the job :)
But is it compatible with today's web browsers? What problems will I run into?
Thanks in advance :)
There isn't a FrontPage 6.0, so I can't date it that way.
There is a version 3, known as FrontPage 98, released in 1997. Then there is a version 9, known as FrontPage 2000, released in 1999.
By this logic 6.0 would fit somewhere between 1997 and 1999.
A note on the Wiki page offers clarification: "There is no official version 4 to 8, because after FrontPage was included in some Office editions, the version numbers followed their Office version numbers. Nonetheless, version numbers may appear in the meta tags of HTML code generated by these versions of FrontPage."
But there is no Office 6.0, either. There is Office 4.2, released in 1994; next there is Office 95 (7.0) released in 1995.
This suggests 6.0 was somewhere between 1994 and 1995.
Any ideas?
Is there a good place where I can have my website hosted? I'm building it using FrontPage 98, and I'm wanting it to look at late 90s-early 2000s as possible without losing any of its cheese-packed charm if I used something like WordPress instead.
I'm not lazy or dumb, necessarily. I'm just BUSY! My job (loco engineer) keeps me away from home 40 hours at a crack and home about 20 hours. During that time I try to be a dad, husband, fixer of broken stuff, and dog poop picker-upper.
I started a family website/blog 12 years ago so grands could keep up with the kids' activities and vacations. Since my schedule was just as insane back then, I didn't want to learn how to write my own html, instead I cheated and grabbed the first (and free) WYSIWYG program. Since then I have also included Coffeecup's Photo Gallery program for big entries such as vacations.
My site is basic (and currently down due to trying to change webhosts and refusing to pay the $80 extortion fee of getting my domain name switched). It has entries all the way from my son's birth to our trip to China to adopt our daughter. It's basic, but it's precious to us.
Here's my question: If I tried to change over to a different program now (still too busy to learn how to write from scratch), will it self destruct? Will I lose what's left of my sanity?
Also, other than Coffeecup Photo Gallery (which is a slick flash program so the viewer doesn't have to click each thumbnail then click the BACK button), any other programs to make my site pop?
This site can be a hassle and in truth only about 5 people on the entire planet even visit it, but as I said.. it's precious to us. It's a time capsule that my wife and I get lost in for hours. Even though my time is limited, I want to make something worth being remembered. Sappy, I know.
Anyway... thank you for your time. I'm sorry if this question has been asked a thousand other times (i really did read the FAQ!).
TL/DR: Will changing from Frontpage (stop laughing!) to another WYSIWYG program suicidal?
AND...
Any other flash or "cool" programs for displaying photos?
I'm looking for this computer program I used to have as a kid.
It was around in 2003, 2004 at most.
It's called Frontpage, but it's not the one by Microsoft.
The icon has a note and a red feather(?) writing.
Anyone know what I'm talking about?
As I covered in my last post, twitch recently went live on their official channel to address the controversial hot tub streamers on the platform and stated that they're allowed on twitch as they don't break twitch's terms of services. The person on the stream was djWHEAT, Head of Twitch Community Productions. After the stream, a lot of viewers (especially r/LivestreamFail), were very critical of twitch's statements, to which djWHEAT responded to with a not-so-serious tone, inflaming r/LivestreamFail even further. As of now, the front page of the sub is plastered with his responses. I'll be including a couple threads from my last post to give full context.
The drama starts when someone tweets that they're "severely disappointed" with twitch's statements and that djWHEAT clearly "hasn't watched more than 2 mins of these streams". dJWheat's response: You are correct, I have not watched more than 2 minutes of those streams because thatβs not what I watch on Twitch.
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... keep reading on reddit β‘I'll just wanted to give you guys a chance to buy a CPU or GPU at MSRP in the EU region! I myself managed to get a 6700 XT via this methode today (still there's some luck involved)!
Everything i say here i learned from the german forum so all credit goes to them!
Basically what it is:
Every Thursday AMD drops a stock of their CPU & GPUs around 16:00-18:00 CET!
But it's still really hard to actually get a "ADD TO CART" button because people will buy it before it appears via said methode.
In the forum you will see shortly before the drop so called "Direct-Links" (they look like this for example: //shop.amd.com/store?Action=AddItemToRequisition&Locale=de_DE&SiteID=amd&productID=5496921400&nextPage=QuickBuyCartPage¤cy=EUR&quantity=1&showCouponCode=no
THE LINKS CHANGE EVERY WEEK! If a link is old it will just re-direct you to the AMD frontpage. Monitor the forum for the updated links!
What this does is it adds the item of choice DIRECTLY to you cart and you can instantly buy it via PayPal Express Checkout to minimize wasting time with shipping adress and payment methode.
What you wanna need is:
What you wanna do:
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... keep reading on reddit β‘The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
You officially hit rock bottom
And then you will all be sorry.
No it doesn't.
Now itβs syncing.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
I will find you. You have my Word.
βthank you for your cervix.β
...sails are going through the roof.
Made me smile
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
A taxi
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