A naked man arrived at a fancy-dress party with a woman on his back. Friend β€˜What have you come as?’

Man β€˜I am a turtle, this is Michelle’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaggieMcB
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2022
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Halloween

A man goes to a Halloween party with a woman on his back.

The host asks him, "And what are you?" The man says, β€œI’m a snail." The host says, "And who's that on your back?" And the man says, "That's Michelle!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solace2020
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2021
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A man goes to a costume party

A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman in his back.

Someone asked: "What are you supposed to be?"

The man replies "Oh, I'm a turtle."

"But how are you a turtle? You've just got a naked woman on your back."

"Oh that" The man replies, "That's Michelle."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welshdragon888
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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The was a huge dress-up party on the beach

On my way down I saw a naked man with a naked woman on his back. I asked him β€œWhat are you dressing up as” He said β€œ I’m going as a turtle” I asked β€œso then who’s hat on your back” he replied β€œ Michelle”.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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