Michael Name Puns

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I'm doing a Mike Check.

That concludes the mike check

Billy Jeans!

He would be Michael and J-Lo’s David

"Jenny"

Open Mike night.

"Everyone named Michael stand up." Assorted people stand up "And that concludes the mike check."

“before I start, I would like to check if my mic is working..” “if your name is Michael, please stand up”

then a couple of guys stand up and he goes

“that concludes my mike check”

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I'm performing a comedy and I have an improv bit where I call someone a goofy name. It needs to be a pun on something in Judeo-Christian cannon, bonus points if it's about the angel michael. I.e. Michael Sword-an or Joan of Snark... something like that. Yall got suggestions???

The culprit, a crazed 34 year old Dentist name Michael. When asked why he did it said: "I just really hate plaque."

Saw this today as I was going through their guided communication. My name is Michael.

http://i.imgur.com/nDuGVN1.png

Can you guys come up with toilet-based puns for musicians/band names? Like Poo Fighters, Turdy Seconds from Mars, sTool, Pee Diddy, Our Lady Piss, Fart Minor, Michael Pooplé. That's all I have for now :D

... The sign on their pen said their names were Michael and Wayne.

My friends said, "Those names are kind of dumb, I think they could have done better."

A man standing with his two young daughters turned to my friend and said, "Really? They're the Greatest Of All Time."

One was named Michael White and the other Kevin Wong. Together, they formed a good-cop-bad-cop team known as White and Wong.

When White was killed in the line of duty, Wong's brother joined the force, but it was never quite the same. After all, two Wongs don't make a White.

So my wife is working on Genealogy stuff, and was asking her dad about some of his family history. After telling a few stories about some of his other uncles, he comes to his uncle Charles. "I was named after him, you know..." he tells us.

We look at him more than a bit incredulously, as his name is Michael.

He smiles and says "What? I sure as hell wasn't named BEFORE him..."

Say your name is Michael Smith, and you are introduced to my dad. There are two possible outcomes.

1. "You must be Mr. And Mrs. Smith's son
2. Michael Keaton?

And he asks nearly everyone he meets and greets "explain the universe in three words and give five examples."

Dad : |

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