Merriam Webster's Online Dictionary Puns

A list of puns related to "Merriam Webster's Online Dictionary"

I begin my new job tomorrow, proofreading for Merriam-Webster, the online dictionary. I asked them if I'd be starting at nine, and they told me to fuck off.

I'll be starting at aardvark, like everybody else.

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