Los diputados de el PNV son muy serios, visten muy bien, pero no tienen palabra... ellos que son la derecha vasca a la hora de la verdad apoyan a la derecha EspaΓ±ola, en polΓtica la palabra responsabilidad es mejica, no haces
lo que prometiste, entonces dices que fue por responsabilidad ..... Rajoy la utiliza mucho, recuerdo cuando los enfermos de hepatitis suplicaban un remedio que les curaba de verdad ... la responsabilidad polΓtica ,, llevo a muchos de ellos al cementerio ... cuando un polΓtico habla de responsabilidad seguro que esta tratando de salvar su culo y nada mas.
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!
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What starts with a W and ends with a T
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︎ Jan 13 2022
Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyβre not dating anybody?
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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.
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︎ Jan 07 2022
E or Γ?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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︎ Jan 12 2022
These aren't dad jokes...
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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I had a vasectomy because I didnβt want any kids.
When I got home, they were still there.
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What did 0 say to 8 ?
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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︎ Jan 03 2022
Spi__
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︎ Jan 11 2022
I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.
I won't be doing that today!
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︎ Dec 27 2021
The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?
You take away their little brooms
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︎ Jan 09 2022
School Was Clothed
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︎ Jan 08 2022
I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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It this sub dead?
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Couch potato
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︎ Dec 31 2021
Baka!
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︎ Jan 09 2022
concrete πΏ
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︎ Jan 07 2022
All dad jokes are bad and hereβs why
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︎ Jan 13 2022
Letting loose with these puns
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︎ Jan 13 2022
My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?
After all his first name is No-vac
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︎ Jan 06 2022
Thatβs Michelle
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︎ Jan 10 2022
If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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︎ Jan 09 2022
I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.
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︎ Jan 14 2022
Is this sub still active?
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
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︎ Dec 31 2021
What did the ocean say to the beach?
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︎ Jan 13 2022
@u/mordrathe - remix
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is Isn't
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︎ Jan 11 2022
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?
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︎ Jan 05 2022
I named my dog "5 miles."
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
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︎ Jan 10 2022
My WIFI password is 2444666668888888
Just to clarify, 12345678
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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!"
Her: "What the hell does that mean?!"
Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
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︎ Jan 10 2022
I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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︎ Jan 05 2022
This subreddit is 10 years old now.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
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Guns
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The two genders
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If βwombβ is pronounced βwoomβ and βtombβ is pronounced βtoomβ then shouldnβt βbombβ be pronouncedβ¦
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I like my coffee how I like my slaves
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︎ Dec 17 2021
A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."
"That's what they're fighting about."
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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?
Because his Visa didnβt work.
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Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii?
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
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I couldnβt rush more than this to post it!
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