Medi Puns

A list of puns related to "Medi"

What kind of health insurance do Halloween creatures have?

Medi-SCARE!

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👤︎ u/SideEyeandSigh
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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When a feline turns 13 they're 65 in cat years, so that means they are eligible for MediCare.

Or is it MediCat?

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call Buddhist potatoes?

Medi-taters.

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👤︎ u/jaun_snough
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Vegetable jokes are my least favourite to come up with.

They're really hard to produce and usually turn out pretty medi-okra.

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👤︎ u/TwiddlingBumbershoot
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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What do call something that is average at making egg whites?

A medi-yolker

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👤︎ u/LeCrowing
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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What do you call a vegetable that cooks slimy, and it is just okay, not spectacular?

Mediokra.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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My best one yet.

So a few of my friends and I were exploring a new city and decided to get some frozen yogurt. As we're sitting outside the shop eating our FroYo, a lady comes up and asks,

"how is the frozen yogurt here?"

My friends reply with, "it's good, not great though."

So I responded with, "yeah, it's just mediYogurt."

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👤︎ u/children_of_the_porn
📅︎ Aug 02 2016
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Got my friends while browsing movies

Me and two friends are browsing the comedy section for a movie to watch.

Friend 1: "What's that movie, the one with the cow?"

Friend 2 clicks on it

Friend 2: "It's apparently a documentary"

Friend 1: "Why is there a documentary about cows here?"

Me: "It's a cowmedy"

Friend 1 & 2 groans

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👤︎ u/nicke94
📅︎ Oct 26 2015
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My dad got me at dinner last night

Q: what do you call a vegetable that tastes ok? A: medi-okra!

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👤︎ u/szepaine
📅︎ Jan 17 2015
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