A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
Every time I ask my son what a new phrase means, he tells me to google it.
Kids these days have a lot of slang for a killer clown movie.
Know what it means when the mods remove some of your posts?
That they've taken a fence!
It’s not that my high school math teacher was mean...
Do you know what it means if you have a headache?
It means you have a head.
My son told me that when it rains it means God is crying.
I agreed with him and told him it was probably because of something he did.
I saw the post about not wanting 2020 to end as it would mean that 2021...
but I am just worried that two years later, nothing will change and it will be still be the same as 2022...
It’s 1066 and you know what that means?
I shouldn’t have bought my watch second hand.
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
Is it a good restaurant? How can you ask me that? I mean...
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug It
Finland has closed its borders, You know what that means...
No one will cross the Finnish line
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
It’s okay if you have no idea what “prefix” means.
It’s not the end of the word.
I mean normally the customer service at the chip shop is fine. But when there's huge lines and only a few teens working there? Then it's...
If someone says they have a mean headache, isn't it just an average one?
So at 2:01PM, my dad walked into my room and said "It's two o'clock! Do you know what that means?"
I replied "No, What does it mean?"
He said..
"It means it's two o'clock!"
Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it, I just want you...
What's it mean when you have a song stuck in your head?
You have a one-track mind.
It's mean to call people average
Some want to become mode or median
I mean it’s kind of clever...
Please help. What does this pun mean? I've been staring at it for 3 hours. Friend who went to Crete.
It's important that your first tattoo is something that means A Lot.
Today I taught my son what it means to own a parcel of land.
He was very appreciative. He said thanks, that means a lot.
If a battery is dead does that mean it is current ly not working.
I kind of thought it was a positive joke.
When the text turns gray it means you’ve
Well, I mean technically it's true.
It’s Fathers Day in Finland! Does that mean I get to make unlimited dadjokes until midnight?
...when it’s officially Finnished?
It took me forever to find out what “IDK” means
Every time I asked someone they would say “I don’t know”
When I say muy poco to my Spanish speaking friends, it means very little to them.
There really isn’t a pun for lethal injections, I mean if you think about it, even if you do say anything, your life is still in vein...
I just saw my wife with her sexiest underwear on and it only means one thing...
I have to get out of them before she sees me.
My ex-best friend used to be really nice to me, but ever since they found out I have flat feet, they've been mean to me and bullying me over it.
They're my arch-nemesis now.
If an octopus is an octopus because it has eight legs, does that mean that cats should instead be called quadropuss?
You know, because it has four legs... and a cat is also called a puss.
In women's football, if the referee has shown a red card, it means he has
Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.
It is okay if you don’t know what “prefix” means.
It’s not the end of the word.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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