Spokeswoman Robin DeMonia released the following statement: "Earlier this week one of our residents was sent to the hospital for evaluation," DeMonia said. "We were then notified Wednesday afternoon that the resident’s COVID-19 test result was positive. The resident is still in the hospital at this time. After receiving the diagnosis, we immediately contacted the Alabama Department of Public Health and the Jefferson County Department of Health and began implementing additional protocols to help ensure the safety of our residents and employees. We started testing of all employees and residents for COVID-19 as soon as testing kits arrived on Thursday. While testing continues, protective protocols remain in place, and access to our facility is restricted in accordance with federal healthcare guidelines. Only visits that are medically necessary or related to hospice will be allowed, and then only under restricted conditions."
Publix purchased the former OfficeMax distribution center in McCalla, Alabama, in 2015. The new distribution center should be opening soon.
I assume McCalla Distribution will have at least a high velocity warehouse. Another warehouse is being built on the site.
I wonder if Publix will ever go to Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas? I seems like they want to move upwards like to Kentucky but not westward across the Gulf. I think it would be very popular in Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas. In my opinion.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
| Company Name | Title | City |
|---|---|---|
| Cardinal Logistics | Straight Truck Driver | Chickasaw |
| Cardinal Logistics | Straight Truck Driver | Prichard |
| Cardinal Logistics | Straight Truck Driver | Satsuma |
| McDonald's | Crew Team Member | Columbiana |
| Tyson Foods | CDL-A Truck Driver Jobs - Home Weekly! | Center Point |
| Tyson Foods | CDL-A Truck Driver Jobs - Home Weekly! | Childersburg |
| Tyson Foods | CDL-A Truck Driver Jobs - Home Weekly! | Glencoe |
| UPS | UPS - Warehouse Worker - Package Handler | [Docena](https://redejobs.com/job.php?j=6520080731&p=14& |
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Hi all. This weekend I traveled to McCalla Alabama for the Tannehill VolksJam 2021. It was a great event and here's a little video of all the great VWs that were there. Please like and subscribe. Thank you.
https://youtu.be/5GPrH2sJ8I8
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Hi all. This weekend I traveled to McCalla Alabama for the Tannehill VolksJam 2021. It was a great event and here's a little video of all the great VWs that were there. Please like and subscribe. Thank you.
https://youtu.be/5GPrH2sJ8I8
