A joke about a suit that doesnโ€™t fit?

Hey fam... My grandpa passed away yesterday and as Iโ€™ve been reflecting on old memories I vaguely remembered this old joke he used to tell me. I was hoping maybe someone in this community could help. I donโ€™t remember much about it other than that it was about a suit that didnโ€™t fit and the person in the joke had to keep getting it tailored. And maybe it was just the way my grandpa told the joke, but heโ€™d always make this really theatrical voice and yell โ€œhey! what did you do to my new suit?!โ€ If anyone can help a grieving girl out that would be swell. :)

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/missjayelle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 11 2020
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LPT: If you have trouble remembering your password, find a picture of some running shoes and stare at it.

maybe it'll help jog your memory.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OK_Compooper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01 2019
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Help me remember the pun I had. For a RPG game I was planning an encounter with a walking brothel/whore house (like howl's moving castle)and the whorehouse had a really punny name.

I can only think of "The bone wanderer", but what I had was better than that and I cant remember it. please make suggestions, and maybe it'll be close enough to spark my memory

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/camerawn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12 2018
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Robots like cookies.

Friend: Did you hear that robots are going to be smarter than humans by 2045? Do you want to build a bunker now or wait for the good, stupid robots and make them do it for us?
Me: Nah, bro. We gotta do it ourselves. The bad robots will retrieve the good robots' memory and find our bunker.
Friend: Maybe we could bribe them with cookies?
Me: I doubt we have enough cookies, robots take megabytes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ArtaxNOOOOOO
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